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The strangest story in FMScout - I feel good!

Started on 12 July 2014 by qwertyman
Latest Reply on 16 July 2014 by qwertyman
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qwertyman's avatar Group qwertyman
11 years • Edited
This story, I am to create one of the strangest unemployment challenges. You will not be able to predict who I am playing as. I have loaded the following leagues:
England to Skrill N/S
Ireland to First Division
Northern Ireland to Belfast Telegraph C2
Scotland to Scottish League 2
USA to MLS
Wales to Welsh Premier League
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Slid3Tackle's avatar Group Slid3Tackle
11 years
Good luck!
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qwertyman's avatar Group qwertyman
11 years
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James Brown raised from the dead

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James Brown, a musician known for his song 'I Feel Good', has been raised from the dead in a laboratory in Atlanta.

Brown had previously died on Christmas Day in 2005, but the genetics ward in the Georgia State University had reanimated the cells in his major organs, causing him to return to life.

They also edited his DNA, meaning that James Brown is now a 40 year old. It is hoped that he can return to his singing career.

However, something went wrong while students were reanimating his brain cells, meaning he now has immense knowledge of the sport of association football. Instead of singing, he might even end up a manager in this sport. Keep looking at all of the sport headlines, you may be surprised!!!
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qwertyman's avatar Group qwertyman
11 years
I woke up in a tube. I had no idea where I was. The last thing I can remember doing was watching TV with my family on Christmas.

I heard some people say "Jesus! He's awake!".
"Wow! Really?" I responded
"I should introduce myself. I am Dr. Johnson, you have been dead for 9 years."
"Huh?"
"You died of heart failure on Christmas 2005. We have raised you from the dead."
"Is this a prank?"
"No."

He went away, and I noticed some soccer going on on the TV.

"I don't know why they are playing like that if they are 2 goals behind." I said
"You know about soccer?" the Doc said.
"Yes, and with the players that they have available, they should be playing 3-5-1-1, with wide players pushing far up the pitch."
"How much did you know before you died?"
"I don't think I knew anything before."

The Doc turned to his assistant.
"I think that we've made his brain a bit different to what it was...
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pokarioboy's avatar Group pokarioboy
11 years
This has to be the wackiest, and most out of the box idea in all of FM scout, but I like it :)
Maybe a catchier title and some images? That would help :) And a 3-5-1-1 is an interesting formation :o It'll be interesting to see how it works! Goodluck!
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qwertyman's avatar Group qwertyman
11 years
Pokario: Given the story, there is probably only one title that anybody could think of. When I get a club, I'll change it.
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qwertyman's avatar Group qwertyman
11 years

Middlesbrough reject Brown

James "Zombie" Brown will not be feeling good today, after his job application at Middlesbrough was rejected in favour of Neil Warnock.

However, with many jobs becoming available at the moment, we may well be seeing the first ever resurrected football manager sometime soon.
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captainbrickarms's avatar Group captainbrickarms
11 years
Good luck!
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Zed's avatar Group Zed
11 years
Very, very interesting so far! Keep this up and it could be an amazing story!
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qwertyman's avatar Group qwertyman
11 years

James Brown joins Dagenham and Redbridge

James Brown has today become the first manager with a death certificate, having joined Dagenham and Redbridge today.

Brown had originally died on Christmas 2005, but genetic research brought him back to life as a 30 year old man.

However, when making his brain, a documentary on football management was on, causing Brown's brain to take in information on football management and tactics.

He had applied for many jobs, such as Oxford, Hibernian and Queen of the South. He almost became the manager of Wrexham, but he rejected the contract offer.

Dagenham and Redbridge lie 22nd in League 2, and James Brown will have to try to keep Dagenham and Redbridge in League 2 football for the next year.
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qwertyman's avatar Group qwertyman
11 years

Team Meeting

I'm pretty sure that a dead guy walking around would either be scary or awesome for the players, but I'm about to find out what I think of them.

Brown: I am your new manager. I take it that you have all heard of me?
Abu Ogogo (my captain): Yes, I have heard of you, and I feel good that you are our new manager.
3 people said that in the press conference.
Brown: That's good. I expect that you are all ready to fight against relegation?
An amplified 'yes' came from the players.
Brown: That's also good. If we avoid relegation, I will do a performance during the player awards. How does that sound to you?
Adam O'Neill (an American teenager signed before I joined): I would love that, my parents are big fans of yours.
Brown: Invite them over for it, I'm counting on you to make it happen. Can I see you after the meeting?
O'Neill: Okay.
You may think that he is in trouble, but on the contrary. His immense corner and free kick abilities will serve me well, and may even keep my job.
Brown: I'm counting on you to keep my job. I want you to score every free kick you get.
O'Neill: I can do that, boss.
Brown: Thanks. Tell your parents that they're invited to meet me if they want to.
O'Neill. I'll tell them. Thanks.
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qwertyman's avatar Group qwertyman
11 years

Maik Taylor joins James Brown

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Maik Taylor has joined Dagenham and Redbridge on a 2 year contract to see out his career. The 42 year old has made 88 appearances for Northern Ireland despite being eligible for Germany.
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Zed's avatar Group Zed
11 years
"I feel good you're our manager" :P
Good start man :)
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qwertyman's avatar Group qwertyman
11 years
Thanks for the comment. See how many James Brown references you can get in this story.
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qwertyman's avatar Group qwertyman
11 years

Dagenham and Redbridge 1-0 Oxford

Much to the delight of Jeff Stelling, James Brown won in his first game in football management.

It was quite a boring game, with neither of the teams really threatening the goal until Gavin Hoyte scored on 60 minutes.

Dagenham and Redbridge, despite coming away with a win, were quite poor today, being carved open many times. However, since Oxford's main striker went off injured, they failed to put their chances away.
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