Strange Happenings At Zenit As Seedorf Dives Into Transfer Market!
What is going on inside Seedorf's head? There has been some shocking but strange happenings going on at Zenit these past couple of months. Seedorf has taken it upon himself to sell all the white players at the club, and only bring in black players. This will not go down with a group of the club supporters that's for sure.
Every single white player in the starting line up has gone but, insiders have said Seedorf had £182M to spend on a whole new team - which we understand is all black.
The players that were brought in are as follows.: Steve Mandanda, Micah Richards, Cristian Zapata, Alex Sandro, Rio Mavuba, Raheem Sterlng, Luis Muriel, Pedro Obiang, and finally Miranda.
Mandanda was brought in from Marseille for a nice little fee of £11M. " I am excited to be here, and I can't wait to show everyone what I can do" Mandanda said.
The next player, Richards was bought for a fee of £11.25M. The next player to follow him was Cristian Zapata, Zenit paid AC Milan £10M to get his services. "Both these players are great, and added that something extra that we need" Zenit manager Seedorf there.
The next trio to be brought in were, Sandro, Mavuba and Sterling. Sandro was bought for £17M, Mavuba, £9M. Finally, the young English talent Sterling, was bought for £23M. "I am so happy with these three players, maybe we overspent on Sterling, but in the long run hopefully he can give us the sum back.
The last three players brought in were - Muriel, Obiang, and Miranda. Muriel was bought for £18.25M. Obiang, £11.75M. The last player to be brought in was Atletico Madrid centre back Miranda. Zenit paid them just £13M - Which was his buyout clause.
" I am pretty pleased with all the signings that I have made, I hope the fans don't get too mad, as they're all wonderful players and will definitely lead us to glory" Seedorf on the matter