KEY:
PB: Peter Beagrie
JD: Jonathan Douglas
KA: Keith Andrews
ST: Scott T(wat)
MP: Michael DeLa Parra
PB: Hello and welcome to today's big Play-Off Final in the Vanarama National League between Sutton United and Eastleigh, live on Sky today. With me in the studio at Wembley is former Leeds and Blackburn midfielder Jonathan Douglas and former Wolves and Bolton player Keith Andrews for today's expert analysis.
JD: Good to be here, Pete.
PB: So, Eastleigh. Many saw them as going on to win the league title in the final six matches as they entered April only three points behind Wrexham.
KA: Yeah, some terrible form cost them a chance of getting rid of all this stress of going through the Semi-Finals on penalties to Boreham Wood, followed by the nervousness that I'm sure both sides are feeling today. It's going to be a great fixture between two top, top sides.
PB: Four Eastleigh players are up for Player of the Season nominations for this season. Does that go to show the individual talent that Liam Knowles has going into this game?
JD: Absolutely. I seem to remember it's Jake Pickard, Ben Close, Réda Johnson and Hakeem Odoffin up for contention. All superb players. Jake Pickard is one to look out for today, joint top scorer on 23 goals for the season, as well as topping the assist charts on 18 shows just what a great talent that young lad is - Eastleigh have a real player on their hands. Wouldn't surprise me to see a big team come in for him shortly after this final!
PB: Certainly a great talent indeed. Well! We are very close to kick off, it's time to go through the team line-ups.
Sutton United XI: (4-1-4-1) 1/ R. Worner (GK),
13/ R. Eckersley,
36/ E. Suliman,
17/ S. Arthurworrey,
34/ N. Hamalainen,
16/ N. Bailey,
27/ R. Charles-Cook,
12/ A. May,
19/ J. Monakana,
21/ R. Deacon,
8/ B. Gomis.
Eastleigh XI: (4-4-2 Diamond) 1/ R. Clarke (GK),
21/ G. Hoyte,
4/ R. Cresswell,
18/ A. Obileye,
3/ T. Garrett,
6/ B. Close,
8/ S. Matthews,
15/ D. Hammond,
23/ J. Doughty,
9/ J. Pickard,
7/ D. Henderson.
Sutton Subs: 33/ C. Hunt (GK),
3/ B. Jefford,
15/ C. Eastmond,
6/ J. Collins,
23/ B. Traoré.
Eastleigh Subs: 17/ M. Leacock-McLeod,
16/ A. Dugdale,
12/ S. Togwell,
11/ D. Green,
27/ C. Cole.
PB: Even without some star players like Réda and Roger Johnson, Tom Rosenthal and Hakeem Odoffin, Eastleigh still look such a threatening side don't they?
JD: Yes, the key threat is obviously Jake Pickard with so many goals and such creativity in his locker. Ben Close is able to stop most attacks before it reaches the last line of defence.
KA: I agree, Peter. However, this Eastleigh defence seems very makeshift to me. Missing Odoffin, Réda and Roger Johnson this could be prone to mistakes. Obileye is a very questionable inclusion over Adam Dugdale, considering Obileye has only just been recalled from his loan at Dartford only recently. Whether Hoyte can live up to Odoffin's standards is also still yet to be seen.
PB: Lots of questions, can they give us the answers? We'll be back with our commentary team in gantry after the break.
ST: Michael, mate. Think we're on air now... Look at the light mate.
MP: SHIT! I mean.. Hello! Welcome to today's Play-Off Final coverage with us at Sky Sports One. The coin has been tossed by the referee and it is Sutton United who will kick us off at Wembley Stadium this warm afternoon.
ST: (whispering) Stop smoking, Michael!
(Michael stubs his cigarette in Scott's hair, Scott responds with a swift punch)
ST: Have that, Dutch dickhead!
MP: You support Accrington Stanley, mate, I'm the real winner here.
ST: Shut up. Anyway, Liam Knowles has taken his place in the Wembley dugout now. We're almost set!
MP: It's Gomis who have kicked us off here in London! And we're off! A big roar from the crowd.
ST: I'm gonna kick off with you in a minute.
13' MP: It's Ben Close here with a free-kick in a fairly dangerous area. We could have our first big opportunity of the match here with a good free-kick.
ST: Can see something happening here, to be fair. He's got a right cross on him. It's swung in...
MP: GOAL!!!
ST: Bastard! I was gonna say that! But yes! It's a goal!!! Eastleigh have opened their account in the Play-Off Final!!! It is Darius Henderson from a Ben Close cross!!! What a goal, and Liam Knowles is ecstatic on the touchline!
22' ST: Hamalainen with a throw-in for Sutton on the near side now. Bailey, Deacon out on the left now. Gavin Hoyte goes toe-to-toe with the winger...
MP: OH WHAT A BALL!
ST: That's right! Deacon has put through a fantastic pass for May here! May is going through on goaaaal! Ryan Cresswell comes up behind him...
MP: PENALTY!!! GOT TO BE!
ST: The referee is looking to his assistant for a little help on this one now... A bit like Michael in the gantry sometimes, the imbecile...
MP: Shut up, Scott. HE'S GIVEN IT. PENALTY TO SUTTON UNITED!!!
ST: Strange decision here, Sutton have placed centre-back Easah Suliman on the penalty to take it.
MP: Something you'd do, you thicko.
ST: (slaps Michael) Suliman runs up...
AND FINISHES! Sutton are back in the game with that equaliser! Great penalty!
42' MP: Charles-Cook meets his opposite number, Dean Hammond in the middle of the park now. It's sprayed out to Deacon who cuts inside before spotting Hamalainen in tonnes of space on the left flank...
ST: WHAT A CROSS THAT IS BY HAMALAINEN!!!
MP: Monakana at the far post!!! In tonnes of space there! He's hit the side-netting!!! What a chance that was to see Sutton take the lead here!
ST: Pissed that up just like your career, Michael.
MP: Assume that's why I'm working with you now...
45' ST: Half-time. The teams go in level at 1-1 at the end of the first half. Good performance from both sides here at Wembley.
46' MP: And Henderson kicks off the game for us in the second half, giving it to the footballing no-mark that is Joshua Doughty.
ST: Can you say that? He's in a Play-Off Final, you're talking about it.
MP: Still counts.
68' ST: Here is Tyler Garrett with a throw-in for Eastleigh. Sam Matthews picks up a pass in the center of the field. Tackled by Eastmond. Hoyte's picked it up on the right. It's Ben Close now, Eastleigh in a threatening position... Ben Close has poked a ball through to Jake Pickard!!! Saved by Worner!!!
MP: Decent shot, decent save. I'll admit that.
82' MP: Eight minutes to go now. Usually how long Scott lasts in bed, but we won't talk about that. Here's Bailey with a free-kick in an imposing position. It's whipped in... It's nicked off Cresswell's head... Going towards the far post...
ST: GOAAAAAAAAAAAL!!! STEPHEN ARTHURWORREY AT THE FAR POST!!!
MP: W-w-w-wait right there... The flag is up on the near side... STEPHEN ARTHURWORREY'S EFFORT DOES NOT STAND. OFFSIDE.
ST: SCENES MAN. ABSOLUTE SCENES. That lino is definitely getting a beating when he gets out of the ground!
90+2' MP: Into the final knockings of the game, Sutton have got every single man they have into their own penalty area to defend this free-kick. It's eleven men versus six Eastleigh bodies in that area. Ben Close is standing over this kick which is level with the end of the centre circle... The ball is swung over into the penalty area... It's extremely high in the air now... Towards the far post now... Hamalainen jumps up with Darius Henderson on the edge of the six-yard box... It's nodded down...
ST: GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
MP: (drops headset and microphone) I DO NOT BELIEVE MY EYES!
ST: (throws headset at Michael before jumping on him) GET IN! IT IS JAKE PICKARD WITH THE WINNER IN THE FINAL SECONDS OF THE VANARAMA NATIONAL LEAGUE PLAY-OFF FINAL!!!
MP: (pushing Scott against the desk) SWEET BABY JESUS AND THE ORPHANS I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING AT WEMBLEY. THERE ARE EASTLEIGH FANS ON THE PITCH.
ST: WE ARE FOOTBALL LEAGUE, SAY WE ARE FOOTBALL LEAGUE!
MP: I swear you're an Accrington fan, Scott?
ST: LIAM KNOWLES' BARMY ARMY!!!
90+3' MP: THAT'S IT! EASTLEIGH FOOTBALL CLUB WILL BE ENTERING THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR 71-YEAR HISTORY. INCREDIBLE SCENES HERE AT WEMBLEY.
ST: Whoa, whoa, whoa... Who's that on the pitch? We've identified a Stamatis Kritikos on the field... HE'S JUST SUCKERPUNCHED THE LINESMAN THAT DISALLOWED SUTTON UNITED'S OFFSIDE GOAL! He is being carried away by stewards and will be dealt with by police. Do not expect to see him at a football game anytime soon!
MP: (smacks Scott) Sorry mate, just thought I'd recreate that moment with you.
ST: (stares angrily at Michael) Just you wait til we get off air...