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The Swag Story:*IMPORTANT*I wont be uploading for maybe a long time...

You are setting of to the most thrilling story on this site as Burnley look to relive their glory days with Swag
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SeanTheGreatDyche's avatar Group SeanTheGreatDyche 2018-06-06 12:12
pk 36 posts 4 likes joined May 21, 2018
The Burnley President had enough of Sean Dyche as he led the Burnley side to relegation and Sky Bet championship winners in his run but had done nothing remarkable.They wanted someone with pride,passion and a good sense of humour so they could atleast use the manager for something...Eventually they found their perfect pick...Who you might think?The one and only Swag Boi.Swag Boi was one of the most revolutionary players for his club and country.He scored 320 goals for Nottingham Forrest while being a Keeper!Even Nicklas Bendtner hasn't scored that much!He also scored 54 goals for England while being a keeper.But when it was the big games Fabio Cappello would always sub on Emile Heskey just to piss Swag Boi off.Most people don't know about him because Brian Clough forgot to press "Keep history after retirement"...But he embarks a new journey being Manager of Burnley Football Club.

The first thing as manager Swag has to do is to meet the President Mike Garlick(Trust me I'm not lying that's his name),The President rambles on about boring stuff such as staff etc.Swag already had it in his mind that the first thing he does is set up a meeting with the board to discuss club philosophies and set up an intra squad friendly to learn about the team and if they are capable enough to beat a bunch of kids.Ofcourse then I checked the team out and realized that there isn't good depth in terms of attack and defence.Thus,the best way to improve this was to get some quality wonderkids.But before that I put the team on tactics training as they didn't know anything about the tactic and it felt like the whole squad was just a bunch of Mario Balotelli's...But once that was done Swag was heading onto the fun part.Signing wonderkids


The first wonderkid that Swag prepared to sign was the BEAST himself Kuki.One of the most promising wonderkids in football,Kuki was sure to improve and was already loan listed by the idiots that were Malaga.But 11 clubs were already interested clubs which included Crystal Palace and Watford.Now if you knew Swag the last thing he wanted was to let Kuki play with Benteke or Troy Deeney so he immediately offered Malaga an offer for a cheap $2.5m.Now it was time time to move to Defence.I put an offer in for another BEAST that is Matthijs de Ligt(I wonder how the Dutch come up with these names).Another Cheap wonderkid who's club accepted a deal of just $2m!Even Joey Barton costs more than that and Barton isn't even half decent!

SO the next day the board sends their requirements for the season and they expect us to avoid relegation,reach Round 5 of the FA Cup and Round 4 of the EFL Cup.Swag accepted those demands but he knew his players were hoping to win all the competitions.But Swag wasn't gonna tell that to the Board but his players and he knew that they were going to do it.The Club also offers a transfer budget of $14m but Swag knows he can change the team with just $100.Just supply his players with a Red Bull before every match...But the next mail was from De Ligt's agent as he said Burnley aren't a big club so he can't join it.Now I guess he mistook which club he was referring to but Swag didn't want to convince him.He moved on to another BEAST wonderkid defender who's name was Issa Diop(seriously though who names these guys...)

Swag went on and offered his club $7.5m and the next day negotiated a contract of 988k per year(He should probably change his name with that money...)but the day that Issa Diop confirmed his transfer to Burnley Kuki rejected going into talks with Burnley.Now while Swag did say he was a good player he wasn't the best wonderkid as he remembered the actual best Striker which was THE BEAST Andrea Pinamonti.The BEAST was brought by Swag for just $1.5m.But as the pre season begins the team will need to start playing with new players to get used to them.But will these players even come before the transfer window ends.Will they even come to the club.Will they not ask $10m a year just for being at this club?Stay alive and tuned for the next part of this story which will release very soon!
This post was edited by SeanTheGreatDyche (2018-08-10 09:28, 2 months ago)
walkinshaw's avatar Group walkinshaw 2018-06-06 13:46
au 346 posts 54 likes joined Jul 03, 2014
Issa Diop will be a solid no frills centre back for you mate and Kuki rejecting you is a shame as he can cover a lot of positions.
Click to visit my current story ----> Dreaming of the Copa Libertadores - Fluminense
SeanTheGreatDyche's avatar Group SeanTheGreatDyche 2018-06-06 13:56
pk 36 posts 4 likes joined May 21, 2018
that is if he signs for the mighty Burnley...
Lewis15's avatar Group Lewis15 2018-06-06 19:19
00 1 posts 1 likes joined Feb 15, 2018
Issa good start to the defence, it's looking DeLigtful
SeanTheGreatDyche's avatar Group SeanTheGreatDyche 2018-06-06 19:59
pk 36 posts 4 likes joined May 21, 2018
It sure is...
SeanTheGreatDyche's avatar Group SeanTheGreatDyche 2018-06-06 22:19
pk 36 posts 4 likes joined May 21, 2018
This is Part Two of Swag's Journey.Let's see how it goes.

In this part of our story we bring in new signings that will potentially change Burnley history forever and we will also play all of our friendlies in this part.Who did we sign?How did the friendlies go?Find out today

SO we start of this part of the story with the intra-squad friendly where the kids play against players like Joey Barton.Hopefully,they'll come out of the pitch alive...So the match has ended and believe it or not the Burnley senior squad beat the kids 7-1...I am just disappointed that they couldn't score ten goals but hey if Neymar somehow signs for us then this would be something to share with him...

AND our hopes to sign Andrea Pinamonti go to a total waste as he says that his "development" is going well so he wouldn't want to join.I guess he's forgetting that no one is going to teach him how to open a cold one with the boys at Inter while at Burnley we have specified coaches dedicated to that job such as "Tic Tac Head" Mr.Afghan Dan

Anyways Swag moved on to 2 BEASTS that are Afonso Sousa and Rodrigo Bentancur.Swag offered Rodrigo $12.25m and Afonso a cheap $2.1m.The next day Rodrigo's contract talks commenced where he was offered 975k per year(which is pretty cheap considering Joey Barton takes 1.7m per year just to crack some s*** jokes in the locker room...)The next day Afonso Sousa's contract talks also commenced with him asking only 200k per year.That was cheaper than how much a rich guy pays at the Pub...and that says something....

The next day Sousa's Contract was confirmed and he was a Claret.This marked the first signing of the Swag Era.And the 2nd one came just a day later as the BEAST Issa Diop had been confirmed to be a Claret as well.The next day Sunderland bid a transfer for George Boyd for $3.2m which Swag rejected and sent a note to go get relegated to Vanarama National.

Going forward we had a friendly match with FC Midtjylland(The Club owners clearly didn't study their vowels...) in which we play our new signings Issa Diop and Afonsa Sousa.Burnley destroyed FC Midtjylland in a 3-1 win with 60% Possesion and 22 shots.The next day,Rodrigo Bentaclur was confirmed as a Claret and hopefully he won't be the new gen Freddy Adu and actually be half decent.But ofcourse there was one signing missing and that was the Striker.And who do I buy as Striker.The most underrated wonderkid that was Alberto Cerri.I payed a fee of $2m and negotiated a contract of $500k per year and he was sure to be the next legend and follow up to greats such as Nicklas Bendtner and break World Records.

Next up we had another friendly against AaB(Trust me I'm not making these names up) in which we played our new signing Bentaclur and won 3-1 where Bentaclur scored his first goal.We also confirmed Cerris transfer offer the next day.Next up we had a match against Elversberg(My friend that doesn't talk can think of a better name and he's not even real...)We won another match and this time 2-0 with 16 shots.

Now we had another friendly match against FC Viktoria Koln(Pretty much B-tech FC Koln).But Steven Defour out of nowhere has a broken hand and is injured for atleast 4 weeks and will miss the Start of the Premier League.No worries as Afonso Sousa is there to do the job so Steven will definitely not be missed.Anyways we hammered FC Koln B-tech 2-0 with 15 shots while they only had 1. Now we had another friendly this time against RW Essen(The only half decent name for a club in our friendly matches...)which we won by 1-0 with seventeen shots and 7 on target shots(How can you manage to miss 10 shots in a game I don't understand).

Now we had ANOTHER friendly against Havant & W (This is what happens when you are limited to 10 letters....)which we won 4-0 with 28 SHOTS!4-3-3 is pretty much the best tactic...Anyways the predictions came out and Burnley were tipped 11-1 to get relegated and 1000-1 to win the league.I'm pretty sure Antonio Conte made the predictions because Chelsea actually qualified for the Champions League but I guess we'll shock everyone when we win the league by 101 points...

We had our last friendly against POAK(I swear I didn't make this up I SWEAR) and we won 2-1 with 24 shots and in 14 days we had our first match in the Premier League against Everton.However,we will end today's part of the story here.Will we start the Premier League with a win?Will our new signings perform in the League?Will Joey Barton actually play half decent and will anyone have the nerves to stop us from winning the Premier League?Find out in the next part of this thrilling story.Stay Tuned and make sure to follow this thread to get notified when the next part comes out.
SeanTheGreatDyche's avatar Group SeanTheGreatDyche 2018-06-07 23:07
pk 36 posts 4 likes joined May 21, 2018
This is Part 3 Of the Swag Career Mode.Here we go

Today we are going to start our Premier League season.With out new signings,new mentality and same old Joey Barton...Let's see how it goes.Will we start the season with a win?Will Joey Barton score 10 goals?Lets find out

SO the board has just told Swag how our August Calendar will be like.We will face Everton on the 13th,Arsenal on the 20th and lastly Swansea on the 27th.However before these matches started Swag still had enough budget to buy another player so he bid an offer and made a contract offer eventually for the BEAST goalkeeper that was Alessandro Plizzari as a promising wonderkid that was ready to stop Romelu Lukaku's shots(That is if he somehow shoots on target...).Anyways the transfer got confirmed for a fee of $3m and a salary of $1m per year

However,before that the EFL Cup 2nd round draws were made where we were drawn against League 1 Chesterfield.I mean against them it's harder to lose than to win so we should be winning it.

Focusing back on the Premier League,the predictions for the Burnley vs Everton match had been made and the draws said Everton has an 11-5 chance of win...I think that's the score in which we'll be winning with Dean Marney and Joey Barton scoring all the goals.

We had now reached the match and our starting XI was as followed:
GK:Tom Heaton(Captain)
LB:Stephen Ward
D:Michael Keane
D:Issa Diop
RB:Jon Flanagan
DM:Lord Joey Barton
CM:Rodrigo Bentancur
CM:Jeff Hendrick
LW:Robbie "Lionel Messi" Brady
ST:Andre Gray
RW:Johan Berg Gudmondsson
Tactic:4-1-2-3 Wide
Pep Talk:Win or you all get released

Here we go!

Burnley 1 - Everton 0

15 Minutes:Brilliant 1-2 between the players as Robbie Brady shot the ball magnificently from 20 yards outside the box right in the bottom corner.Guess that Pep Talk worked out brilliantly

19 Minutes:Ross Barkley injured

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HALF TIME
Stats

Goals

Burnley 1 - 0 Everton

Shots
Burnley 4-Everton 2

On Target Shots
Burnley 1 - Everton 2

Possesion
Burnley 53%Everton 47%

Fouls
Burnley 5- Everton 3

Yellow Cards
Burnley 2 - Everton 1
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Pep Talk:If you lose now then you're all getting moved to the U-18 Team
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Subsitutions
Joey Barton<Afonso Sousa
Since all Joey is doing is telling people their nose are big
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Second Half
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Burnley 1-1 Everton
54 Minutes:Yannick Bolassie Crosses the Ball and finds unmarked Romelu Lukaku as he heads it in goal to find the net.The defence is sleeping

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Full Time
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Pep Talk:Wow good job guys!Could really see you were trying hard.That's why we won today.Keep it up ya bunch of imbeciles....
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Stats
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Goals

Burnley 1 - 1 Everton

Shots
Burnley 12-Everton 9

On Target Shots
Burnley 3 - Everton 6

Possesion
Burnley 55%Everton 45%

Fouls
Burnley 13- Everton 13

Yellow Cards
Burnley 4 - Everton 2
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So to be honest that wasn't that bad of a match but definitely could've improved in some areas.On a scale of 0-10 I'd rate it 7
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OH GOD NO!Robbie Brady has gotten injured and will get in recovery in around 4 weeks...I just don't understand why the game hates Swag so much...

Skip forward 7 days and now we have a match against Arsenal.Now in real life Burnley got thrashed 5-0 and 2-1 in the 2017/18 season and in the game Arsenal are a good team for some unknown reason...My Pre Match Prediction is we lose 3-1...I just can't see Burnley winning it from any angle...The game predicts Arsenal an easy win Arsenal 2-5...I just hope we don't lose too badly...
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Our Starting XI:
GK:Tom Heaton(Captain)
LB:Stephen Ward
D:Michael Keane
D:Issa Diop
RB:Jon Flanagan
DM:Lord Joey Barton
CM:Rodrigo Bentancur
CM:Jeff "Ozil" Hendrick
LW:Robbie "Lionel Messi" Brady
ST:Andre Gray
RW:Johan "Ice"Berg Gudmondsson
Tactic:4-1-2-3 Wide
Pep Talk:Just remember to not lose too badly because I'm pretty sure your kids are watching this match(Pep Talk for every England game ever....)
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First Half
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Burnley 1 - Arsenal 0
33 Minutes:OH YOU BEAUTY!!!Jeff Hendrick scores from a volley on a failed rebounded cross outside the box and the fans have gone berzerk.They're throwing their shirts on the pitch and hugging each other as Jeff Hendrick is piled downed by his teammates hoping he doesn't die....It's his first goal for Burnley
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Half Time
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Stats
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Goals

Burnley 1 - 0 Arsenal

Shots
Burnley 5-Arsenal 3

On Target Shots
Burnley 1 - Arsenal 2

Possesion
Burnley 51%Arsenal 49%

Fouls
Burnley 12- Arsenal 4

Yellow Cards
Burnley 1 - Arsenal 1
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Subsitutions
Sam Vokes<Daniel Agyei
Sam Vokes had a rating of 6.4 which means he must be hanging out with Petr Cech rather than playing the game because getting a rating of 6.4 is hard.
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Second Half
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Burnley 1 - 1 Arsenal
79 Minutes:Oh it's just De Ja Vu...Another cross in and Lucas is again left unmarked as he heads it in to equalise...
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Full Time
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Stats
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Goals

Burnley 1 - 1 Arsenal

Shots
Burnley 7-Arsenal 13

On Target Shots
Burnley 2 - Arsenal 6

Possesion
Burnley 50%Arsenal 50%

Fouls
Burnley 20- Arsenal 11

Yellow Cards
Burnley 3 - Arsenal 2
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Oh It's Christmas!We tied against Arsenal despite them being one of the most Over Powered team in the whole game it has just been brilliant and if we keep this up WE WILL win the league
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Conclusion
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Unfortunately that will be it for today's part of the story.What a start it has been with us defying the odds in the starting matches of the League.It has been a great start and we can build on this and keep the rest of the matches like this...but can we?Will we win our next match to keep our form flowing?Or will we get hit back to reality?Click Follow on the top of the Story to follow this story and get notified when the next part comes out.Thank You!
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walkinshaw's avatar Group walkinshaw 2018-06-08 00:36
au 346 posts 54 likes joined Jul 03, 2014
Doing really well mate, what the table look like?
Click to visit my current story ----> Dreaming of the Copa Libertadores - Fluminense
SeanTheGreatDyche's avatar Group SeanTheGreatDyche 2018-06-08 01:00
pk 36 posts 4 likes joined May 21, 2018
1st-Watford
2nd-Arsenal
3rd-Bournemouth
4th-Everton
5th-Chelsea
6th-Leicester
7th-Manchester United
8th-Southampton
9th-Middlesbrough
10th-Manchester City
11th-Crystal Palace
12th-Swansea
13th-Stoke
14th-Burnley
15th-West Brom
16th-Tottenham
17th-Liverpool
18th-West Ham
19th-Sunderland
20th-Hull
Groups looking pretty mad but hey just 2 games played yet...
SeanTheGreatDyche's avatar Group SeanTheGreatDyche 2018-06-08 23:25
pk 36 posts 4 likes joined May 21, 2018
This is Part Four of Swag's Career Mode.Here we go
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Last time out we played our first League matches against Everton and Arsenal both which we tied 1-1.This time we will play the EFL Second Round against Chesterfield and Swansea in the Premier League.Let's go
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SO without a further ado we reach the day to face Chesterfield in the EFL Cup and the predictions had made us favorites with a prediction of 1-4.If we manage to lose this then I'm pretty sure someone bribed the players.Also,the Transfer window was going to end in a week and I probably won't spend more...probably...Anyways it was match time and this was our starting XI
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GK:Tom Heaton(Captain)
LB:Stephen Ward
D:Michael Keane
D:Ben Mee
RB:Jon Flanagan
DM:Lord Joey Barton
CM:Rodrigo Bentancur
CM:Sousa "Andres" Afonso
LW:Daniel Agyei
ST:Andre "Aguero" Gray
RW:Johan Berg Gudmondsson
Tactic:4-1-2-3 Wide
Pep Talk:You must be taking the piss if you lose this
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FIRST HALF
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Burnley 0 - Chesterfield 0
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Stats
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Shots
Burnley 8-Chesterfield 0

On Target Shots
Burnley 3 - Chesterfield 0

Possesion
Burnley 58% Chesterfield 42%

Fouls
Burnley 4- Chesterfield 8

Yellow Cards
Burnley 3 - Chesterfield 1
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Subsitutions
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Ben Mee<Issa Diop

Daniel Agyei<Sam Vokes

Due to their poor rating of 6.6 and 6.4 they're probably sleeping on the pitch
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Second Half
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Burnley 0 - 0 Chesterfield
68 Minutes:Michael Keane has a gashed head and is going to get subsituted by James Tarkowski
Burnley 0 - 1 Chesterfield
90 Minutes:OH ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS...It's their first shot in the whole damn game and it's a goal from a whipped cross...I just can't stand this anymore...Wilkinson scores...
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Full Time
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Stats
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Shots
Burnley 20-Chesterfield 1

On Target Shots
Burnley 7 - Chesterfield 1

Possesion
Burnley 56% Chesterfield 44%

Fouls
Burnley 5- Chesterfield 15

Yellow Cards
Burnley 3 - Chesterfield 4
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Robbery...Absolute robbery.1 SHOT in the WHOLE GAME and it's a goal...nope...We've been robbed there and I am out of words for what has just happened.Our EFL Cup expectations are ended before they could start...Speechless...simply speechless....
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Anyways now atleast we can give all our attention to the Premier League and the FA Cup in the future...but I'm pretty sure there's going to be that one Blackburn fan who's going to be screaming in joy but I think he should remember Burnley are the ones playing in the Prem while your playing with Aldershot Town....
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HOWEVER,I had identified the weak spots of Burnley...Joey Barton as a defensive midfielder is a terrible choice as he's more of a boxer on the pitch...so I decided to make a loan offer for Ruben Neves...I also made a loan offer for a very promising right winger Marquinhos Cipriano with an optional fee of $5m in the future.We needed him as Gudmondson was the only player who was decent enough to play as right winger.I also made a loan offer for Kuki with an optional transfer offer clause of $20m.Let's see how it goes...

So fast forward a day later and Kuki and Cipriano's offer had been sealed and now we had to secure the work permit(Why can't he just play at England..Not like his migrating...It's just a loan...).However,Ruben Neves's offer had been rejected and Swag went in with an improved offer...So fast forward a few days and the Kuki loan is confirmed...Marquinhos is delayed due to work permit and Porto still want a better loan deal so Swag gave them a new deal...

Match day against Swansea had come and unfortunate for us...none of the loan deal players could be with us as two of them hadn't even been confirmed and Kuki was off to International Duty...GREAT...However we had to play now with out regular starting XI
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GK:Tom Heaton(Captain)
LB:Stephen Ward
D:Michael Keane
D:Ben Mee
RB:Jon Flanagan
DM:Lord Joey Barton
CM:Rodrigo Bentancur
CM:Jeff"Mesut"Hendrick
LW:Sam Vokes
ST:Andre "Aguero" Gray
RW:Johan Berg Gudmondsson
Tactic:4-1-2-3 Wide
Pep Talk:Please just PLEASE win or I'm going to get sacked....
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FIRST HALF
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Burnley 1 - 0 Swansea

15 Minutes:OHHH YESS!!!!!Wonderful cross from Gudmondson and greatly finished by Sam Vokes as he brilliantly outran his marker.Wonderful Stuff and is this enough for us to get the 3 points?Or will we mess up in the second half as always?

26 Minutes:Subsitution as Issa Diop comes in and he will play as Centre Back and Ben Mee as Left Back

Burnley 2 - Swansea 0

45 Minutes:GUDMONDSON!!!!A brilliant shot from inside the box as the keeper was in a terrible position.He was assisted with a wonderful pass by Rodrigo Bentancur.Is that the winner?Or is there more left?
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SECOND HALF
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Substitutions
Michael Keane< James Tarkowski
Michael Keane had a stamina of 64% and wanted a cold one with the boys on the bench so he was subbed off
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Burnley 2 - 1 Swansea
62 Minutes:A brilliant shot from Borja Baston outside the box.TOP BINS.Burnley still with the lead and will look to defend better...hopefully....
Penalty awarded

84 Minutes:OH MY GOD!Issa Diop does a foul inside the box on a Swansea player from an incoming corner and if he scores this Burnley will surely share the points...Sigurdson steps up to take the penalty...Sigurdson and Heaton give each other a glare...HE SAVES!!!OH MY LORD!THE CROWD HAS GONE CRAZY!Heaton saves and the ball is cleared away...Sigurdson is kicking himself right now...The crowd has gone crazy.
Burnley 2 - 2 Swansea
85 Minutes:Unbelievable.Sigurdson takes his revenge from a stunner of a shot 25 Yards away from the goal right in the top bin.No saving that one and Burnley's celebrations are cut to short
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FULL TIME
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Stats

Shots
Burnley 8-Swansea 13

On Target Shots
Burnley 5 - Swansea 9

Possession
Burnley 58% Swansea 42%

Fouls
Burnley 8- Swansea 15

Yellow Cards
Burnley 1 - Swansea 1
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League Table
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1st-Bournemouth
2nd-Watford
3rd-Chelsea
4th-Southampton
5th-Manchester United
6th-Manchester City
7th-Crystal Palace
8th-Arsenal
9th-Tottenham
10th-Everton
11th-Swansea
12th-Leicester
13th-Burnley
14th-Sunderlan
15th-Middlesbrough
16th-Stoke
17th-West Ham
18th-Liverpool
19th-West Brom
20th-Hull
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CONCLUSION
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It was what you would call a bad day at the office.We played brilliantly in both the matches but ended up losing and drawing due to bad luck.Pure Bad Luck.However if our luck doesn't change over the course of time we will suffer.Will it change?Will our next games change our fortune.Or will it stay the same.Will our Ruben Neves loan be completed?Find out in the next part of the story and be sure to click follow on top of the page and give suggestions down below.
THANK YOU!
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walkinshaw's avatar Group walkinshaw 2018-06-09 05:18
au 346 posts 54 likes joined Jul 03, 2014
Really unlucky in all the matches and u definitely got FMéd in the cup match lol savage result mate. Neves will be awesome if he does come on loan he's much better than Barton.
Click to visit my current story ----> Dreaming of the Copa Libertadores - Fluminense
SeanTheGreatDyche's avatar Group SeanTheGreatDyche 2018-06-09 12:19
pk 36 posts 4 likes joined May 21, 2018
Hopefully Neves will come.I just can't bear Barton anymore
SeanTheGreatDyche's avatar Group SeanTheGreatDyche 2018-06-09 14:50
pk 36 posts 4 likes joined May 21, 2018
This is Part 5 of the Swag Career Mode
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So last time out we played in the EFL Cup against Chesterfield which we lost 1-0 and a Premier League match against Swansea which we tied 2-2.Can we somehow get onto a good form and change our luck?Let's find out
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Now we move onto the Month of September where we have matches against Bournemouth,Manchester City,Tottenham and Manchester United...This will be a VERY tough month but we just have to work harder...Anyways the Marquinhos Cipriano loan failed due to no work permit but Kuki and Ruben Neves had been loaned to our club...Now we had to find a suitable right winger...

Swag made an attempt to loan Frederico Chiessa with a clause of an optional fee of $10m in the future which they accepted.Now we had probably enough talent on our hands and just needed to work hard now and we confirmed these loan offers just a day before the transfer window closed down.

OH are you serious...Rodrigo Bentancur has been injured and won't be back until 4-5 weeks in probably our most toughest month of the season...Steven Defour is fit but will he do the job for Burnley?We'll have to find out...

OH GOD..Ruben Neves has rejected the loan offer out of nowhere and we don't have enough budget for the Chiesa loan offer...what is happening...But THANK LORD.The board accepted the request for more transfer budget and now we have put the Chiessa loan confirmed...Now we just needed a Defensive Midfielder.

Swag made an offer for Rui Peres a Portuguese prodigy with a $2m optional future fee.The Rui Peres loan had also been negotiated which now said an optional future fee of $40m.Swag probably won't buy him at the end of his loan but atleast he's with Burnley for meanwhile.However we now had a problem...Out of trasfer budget again...But another problem aswell...We could either strengthen our defensive mid or left back as Stephen Ward wasn't a suitable option.Swag went with the choice of a left back as Steven Defour could play defensive mid and he was back in fitness.So I guess we had to go for a cheaper player and went for Djavan.A Brazilian 28 year old who can contribute quite a lot for Burnley IF the offer is suitable.

The Djavan offer had been confirmed and that was our last loan offer we were going to make.OH AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT...Djavan's offer has also been delayed due to work permit issues...Well,I guess we had to move on to defensive midfield then and made a loan offer for Jan Kirchhoff.However,they rejected again and again and again after improved offers kept on coming.They did not accept.

The transfer deadline day had passed and we were unable to find a defensive midfielder...Will someone else in the squad perform good in that area?We will find out.

Anyways it was match day time against Bournemouth and we were tipped favorites to win by a 6-4 prediction.We really need to start winning some games and this was our perfect chance.
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STARTING XI
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GK:Tom Heaton(Captain)
LB:Jon Flanagan
DC:Issa Diop
DC:Michael Keane
RB:Mathew Lowton
DM:Steven "Busquests" Defour
CM:Jeff "Lionel" Hendrick
CM:Ashley Westwood
LW:Chiesa
ST:Kuki
RW:Johan "Ice"Berg GUdmondsson
Tactic:4-1-2-3 Wide
Pep Talk:If you don't win then neither will you stay at Burnley and neither will the club let me stay
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FIRST HALF
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Burnley 0 - 1 Bournemouth
15 Minutes:What just happened.Issa Diop was passed back the ball and he was facing his own goal around 20 yeards outside the box where he just left the ball and went ahead.Benik Afobe had an easy long shot as Heaton was way out of place.I am out of words...

15 Minutes:Issa Diop<Ben Mee
For obvious reasons...

Burnley 1 - 1 Bournemouth
17 Minutes:OH YOU BEAUTY!Steven Defour tried to cross it in from a free kick outside the box which was headed out right to him as he took a long shot outside the box right in the corner as the crowd is screaming in joy.Defour equalises for Burnley!
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Stats

Shots
Burnley 9 -Bournemouth 6

On target
Burnley 4 - Bournemouth 2

Fouls
Burnley 10 - Bournemouth 3

Yellow Cards
Burnley 0-Bournemouth 0

Possesion
Burnley 51% - Bournemouth 49%
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Subsitutions
Gudmondson<Andre Gray
Due to bad rating...Obviously....
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Burnley 1 - Bournemouth 1
75 Minutes:PENALTY AWARDED.Jon Flanagan fouls Benik Afobe inside the Burnley box as he was about to take the shot...this will surely be the winner for Bournemouth...Daniels steps up to take the Penalty as he gives a glare to Heaton...They know that they can change the match individually in this moment...He takes the shot...SAVED!!! It was straight in the middle and Heaton made an easy save as Lowton clears it out.
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FULL TIME
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Stats

Shots
Burnley 19 -Bournemouth 11

On target
Burnley 9 - Bournemouth 6

Fouls
Burnley 21 - Bournemouth 4

Yellow Cards
Burnley 0 - Bournemouth 1

Possesion
Burnley 53% - Bournemouth 47%
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ANOTHER DRAW.We really need to start winning games if we want to stand a chance in the Premier League and this will count as a missed oppurtunity
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League Table
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1st-Watford
2nd-Southampton
3rd-Manchester United
4th-Manchester City
5th-Bournemouth
6th-Arsenal
7th-Chelsea
8th-Crystal Palace
9th-Stoke
10th-Liverpool
11th-Leicester
12th-Burnley
13th-Tottenham
14th-Everton
15th-Swansea
16th-West Brom
17th-Sunderland
18th-Middlesbrough
19th-West Ham
20th-Hull
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CONCLUSION
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This time we will have to play less matches as we took a lot of time in the Transfer Drama...In the next part of Swag's story we will play 3 matches each against Manchester City,Tottenham and Manchester United...However in today's part of Swag's story we failed to loan numerous players and also failed in securing a win against Bournemouth.When will our winless streak end?Can we cause an upset in our next 3 matches?Make sure to hit the follow button on top of the thread to get notified when the next part of the story comes out.Be sure to give feedback on this story.
THANK YOU
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walkinshaw's avatar Group walkinshaw 2018-06-09 14:54
au 346 posts 54 likes joined Jul 03, 2014
Had a hard time with the loan transfers mate and it took a nice save to get you the draw. A tough month ahead though with the two manc teams and spurs ahead.
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SeanTheGreatDyche's avatar Group SeanTheGreatDyche 2018-06-09 15:12
pk 36 posts 4 likes joined May 21, 2018
Yep.It's gonna be hard.Let's see how it goes...

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