October and November would leave Erik ten Hag dizzy, and that didn’t even take into account two international breaks that threatened to leave him short handed from injuries. Ten Hag just cannot seem to figure out United’s form, with results varying wildly and the first squad seems to be forgetting the script.
United’s opening game against Norwich, and embarrassing 7-0 beating at Old Trafford, would have led anyone to believe they were back to being a dominant force. The second squad seems to be running on all cylinders, especially against relegation fodder like Norwich, while the first squad struggles. Aside from seven goals, Vitor Roque (10.0), Hannibal (9.9), and Willem Hoolickin (9.3) putting on a show of quality, this game was marked by one of the most comical goals of the season just 1’ into the game. Norwich GK Etienne Green scooped up the ball under pressure from Vitor Roque, who would pester the keeper and prevent him from a quick distribution. Green would rip the ball away from Vitor Roque’s nudging, but end up dropping the ball behind him for Vitor Roque to poke into the net.
The international break would give ten Hag some extra time to plan for a trip to Spurs, but the extra two weeks still wouldn’t be enough for Pedro Porro to return from injury. Vincenzo Marino would take his place and U21 Richard France would be on the bench with ten Hag praying his services wouldn’t be needed. Coming after a 7-0 win, this game would look pathetic and alarming for United and the team seemed to forget out to defend. At 10’ Son Heung-min would hit Yves Bissouma running behind United’s back line and allow him to take a shot from a tight angle for a 1-0 lead. 36’ would see Son exploit the same weakness, this time hitting Enzo Boyomo who would be given a free run at goal for a 2-0 lead. Diogo Costa could have saved it, but instead ended up watching it go in. More salt on the wound would come at 57’ with Jadon Sancho limping off with a calf strain. Their second crap outing against a Top 5 team would look worse after the game as ten Hag would confirm Sancho’s injury would rule him out for up to three weeks.
Löw shocks ten Hag at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.
An angry United, mostly spearheaded by the second squad, would come to life after the disappointing loss to Spurs. FC Nordsjælland would be on the wrong end of an 8-0 score in the Champions League, things were so bad for them that Armand de Kellermann and Vitor Roque would both walk away with 10.0 ratings. The first squad would redeem themselves with a 4-0 home win over Everton, and then the second squad would stomp Liverpool 4-0 at Anfield in the Carabao Cup. Hannibal would once again show his quality in that game, taking control of the attack and walking away with a 9.8 rating against a quality opponent.
November would start with a 3-0 win over Southampton with the return of Sancho and Porro to the lineup, there were high-fives all around with the sour taste of losing to Spurs vanishing. Ten Hag would continue to preach diligence, but something just wasn’t clicking and the team started to fall apart. The canary in the coal mine would be their first Champions League fixture of the month, a trip to Lyon would end up sending ten Hag into a fury. Antony would sit for Angelo at RW thanks to a minor training injury, and initially it wouldn’t change much for the squad. After 51’ United would enjoy a 3-0 lead thanks to goals from Sancho, Bruno Fernandes, and Raphaël Varane. Lyon would get on the board at 64’ thanks to a looping shot from Curtis Jones that would beat a leaping Costa, but with the game rolling into stoppage time it looked like a 3-1 win was in hand. At 90+1’ Lyon would be given a corner, and Castello Lukeba would head it in to make it 3-2 with United’s players looking frustrated while ten Hag signaled to stay calm. The small contingent of United fans could be heard whistling as the game crawled into 90+5’ and Lyon was awarded yet another corner. This time it was Corentin Tolisso’s work that would leave United’s heads hanging, heading it in for a 3-3 draw. Needless to say, ten Hag was furious.
“We will address this, there is a standard of play we maintain, this was not that standard” was ten Hag’s curt response to a reporter asking him what happened at the end. United remain 1st in the Champions League table, but this is a sign of a worrying trend.
The second squad would calm tensions with a 3-1 win over Sunderland before another international break, more time for ten Hag to consider his predicament with a game against City looming. United would come back from the break in good shape with City coming across town to Old Trafford, and fans would not be disappointed. The first 7’ might have been the wildest in the Manchester Derby history, thankfully the hosts would come out on top. 3’ in some suspect defending would allow City to slice right through United in just three passes, ending with João Cancelo feeding Jack Grealish for a goal that might as well have been an open net. Then at 5’ Antony would feed Marcus Rashford on the end line from wide, he would take a shot at an impossible angle but somehow the ball would squirt between GK Zach Steffen and the post to level the score 1-1. At 7’ Sancho would be tripped in the box by Nathan Aké, prompting a shower of whistling as the penalty was awarded. Fernandes’ attempt would be blocked sideways, but Fernandes would be able to rush onto it and poke it in from a tight angle before Steffen could recover for a 2-1 lead. After all of that excitement United would be able to take control of the game and add two more via a header from Varane and late Fernandes penalty for a much needed 4-1 win.
More high-fives all around would fade into hair pulling and teeth gnashing from United fans. A visit from PSG would just barely end in a 1-1 draw, saved only by an 85’ Fernandes goal that would see them snag points against the run of play. The final game of the month would see the second squad join in the mess with a visit to Aston Villa. A terrible goal at 2’, one where Douglas Luiz looked so far offsides that United’s players stopped playing to protest and allow him a free shot on goal. Ten Hag’s protests fell on deaf ears and VAR didn’t do anything to help, but they would only have themselves to blame as they just couldn’t do anything to dent the 1-0 score. They would dominate possession, shots, and shots on target but couldn’t convert anything. Losing to Spurs was one thing, but losing to Aston Villa would be a massive red flag heading into December.
November closed out with United and the Premier League dominating the GOAL50 2025 list. As expected Erling Haaland was voted the top player, but the Top 10 was full of United players for once. Rashford (2), Fernandes (3), and Declan Rice (6) were selected along with four City players and Mohamed Salah Liverpool’s only Top 10 representative. Jude Bellingham (16), Raphaël Varane (30), and Diogo Costa (50) were also selected.