The Looney Toons -A NUFC Story

#63987 Gurdit : I would have thought Athletic would be doing better than they are ... odd.
And nice going with the Colombia job. The first international job I got offered in my Man U save is Mexico, but it's right after the 2014 WC, so I don't know when my next match is.

yh it's a bit shocking really.the same apply to heerevneen performance.
and i wanted any international job really
(you can set your team policy to make the assistant arrange friendlies )

PS: Sorry for the double-post, but good to see you doing some writing. If you want any tips or if you want me to proof-read your stuff before you post it, let me know.

#63989 Gurdit : PS: Sorry for the double-post, but good to see you doing some writing. If you want any tips or if you want me to proof-read your stuff before you post it, let me know.

No Problem and this a one time thing but who knows maybe will do it again sometimes because people will eventually get bored and if i need anything i will PM you

WOW.. Doing amazingly ... Can I see your Starting Lineup?

#64011 Man UtD_777 : WOW.. Doing amazingly ... Can I see your Starting Lineup?

Sure Will post one tomorrow in my next update

November-The Run Continues

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(how does the boy inside you feel now :P)
Hello lads once again and welcome to the Looney Toons (the best Newcastle Story :P).this update will once again include a bit of fiction (just because all the games are easy ) so tell me your opinion.

A Bit of Fiction

(After the Villa Game, Press Are Getting Ready To the arrival of the Newcastle gaffer but expecting that his assistant will show up as usual)
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Omar Ashraf
Sidnei Lobo

Alright Sidnei you know what to do, go and give them something to write about
But gaffer, I think you should go to the press conference this time
And why is that?
You have been the Newcastle Manager for 2 and half years now and the press and the fans don’t even know your voice
But I Don’t like going to press conferences, They Are long, boring and I Don’t like people asking me questions that include my Tactics, line ups and new signings
Don’t worry they aren’t going to ask you that much.
Ok Now Go and work on the new training schedules that we’re going to give to the lads tomorrow in training.
Right Now!!?? It’s 10PM.
Well you could’ve simply went to the press conference and saved yourself the trouble
But B....
No it’s too late, now go away
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Press
Moi!

Ok I’m here let’s get this over quickly.
Welcome To you too.
Yeah yeah whatever.
This is Mark From Sky Sports and i’m here to ask you:How did you react to the decision of the refree Not giving A Clear Penalty to your side?
It Was a penalty and even he knows it.
Are you saying that the referee intentionally refused to give you a penalty?
I didn’t say that!!!, Any others questions??
*the whole room at once*yh w.....
Then there’s no questions. So i’m off now
*I saw the look of anger and disappointment in the reporters eyes while I was leaving but I Couldn’t care less because I got more important stuff to do*

Aston Villa (A)-Niang Saves the day

Aston Villa 2-3 Newcastle United

Adam Johnson
Hatem Ben Arfa
Niang
Mbaye Niang

Heerenveen(H)-UCL Group 1

Newcastle United 2-0 Heerenveen

Niang(2)
Mbaye Niang

Fulham (H)-3 Again

Newcastle United 3-0 Fulham

O.G
Niang (2)
Mbaye Niang

Stoke (A)-Niang Is Killing It!!

Stoke 0-3 Newcastle United

Vidal
Niang (2)
Mbaye Niang

Olympique Lyonnais (A)-UCL Group 1

OL 3-4 Newcastle United

Adam Johnson
Niang
Cabaye
Kagawa
Mbaye Niang

Norwich (A)-Ending the Month Strongly

Norwich 1-3 Newcastle United

O.G
Shawcross (2)
Cabaye
Ryan Shawcross





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Colombia 5-0 St Kitts & Nevis
Iran 0-0 Colombia
Couple of friendlies. Un Important


Group of death

I like the fiction, you should do more of it.

#64061 Gurdit : I like the fiction, you should do more of it.

yh think i will add a bit of it every single update

Great story so far! Keep it up.

#64124 a_esbech : Great story so far! Keep it up.

Thank you :). i'm also following yours

A Long Long Month

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(since 2004)
Hello lads once again and welcome to the looney toons.this update will as usual include results and will also include that little touch of fictional story writing just to attract all sorts of story readers (cause people like that now)although the fictional part will be in an another post.also no updates tomorrow ( I Have A Live too :P)

Cardiff (H)-C1C Quarter final

Newcastle United 1-0 Cardiff

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

Bristol City (H)-Stop Him From Scoring!!!

Newcastle United 4-0 Bristol City

Kagawa
Niang (2)
Shawcross
M’baye Niang

Athletic (H)-UCL Group A

Newcastle United 3-0 Athletic

Ben Arfa
Johnson
Niang
Adam Johnson

Blackburn (A)-Let the run continue

Blackburn 1-4 Newcastle Untied

Niang
Cabaye
Johnson
Ben Arfa
Adam Johnson

Arsenal (A)-Usual Trip To EL Emirates

Arsenal 0-3 Newcastle United

Ben Arfa (2)
Niang
Hatem Ben Arfa

Wigan (H)-Easy Game

Newcastle United 3-0 Wigan

Miranda
Cabaye
Moura
Adam Johnson

Liverpool (A) – It’s Over!!!

Liverpool 2-0 Newcastle United





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Improvements

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(Newcastle Gaffer’s Office,All the staff Assemble for a meeting requested by the manager )

Myself
Sidnei Lobo
Steve Stone (first team coach)
Pantaleo Corvino (best scout)

First of all I Like to welcome you all to this meeting, Please take a seat. Now I see you are all well seated now so let’s get to the important stuff.
Steve, How are the players doing in training? I’m seeing progress but i’m also seeing some players declining in term off performances

Well all I have to say boss is that those players are either two things: Having a bad season or just having an injury setback

Ok Now Mr.Corvino, As you clearly see the transfer window is getting closer and closer and we haven’t completed any signings yet.

Si Si

Ok Enough with the Italian.

Si.. I Mean Yes,Yes Boss

now that’s better, you know foreign languages aren’t my thing. Ok when it comes to transfer policy this window I’mnot planning on signing any one older than 18 years old, I want a New face, a youngster that is looking for a chance to shine, a player that could be a team captain in 7 years later (if i’m still around)

I Was Hoping that you say that and I Came prepared . In this List I Have 6 Players each one of them have a brighter future than the other:
Alessandro CM
Gil LB/LWB
Joazinho ST/AML
Marcio ML/MR
Salvador Rimoldi DC/RB
Tiago AMR/AMC/ST

*After A Check in Corvino’s Report* ok I Like what I’m seeing begin signing.

Sign Which one?

All of them , And Don’t question my judgement, please? We have the money.we Just Upgraded the Youth Facilities.
Ok that’s it for now. Now return to your jobs
*everyone stood up and began to leave * Not you sidnei. I need to talk to you in private

*With a look of fear and curiosity Mr.Lobo Came back to his seat*What’s the matter boss? Did I Do something wrong.

No No No Sidnei . Do you remember that training schedules that I asked you to make a month ago

Yes, I remember them very well.

Well I like to see your reports on the players that we put them on it

Sure.
Development:



Ok thank you very much Lobo you can now return to your job

Great story mate, Loving it

Loved the last post, no progress made by your players! Is it a sign of your players hitting a bad run or is it a sign that you need new coaches? I will be following this story very closely.

#64160 The FM Rookie : Loved the last post, no progress made by your players! Is it a sign of your players hitting a bad run or is it a sign that you need new coaches? I will be following this story very closely.

It was actually a weird thing cause i wrote this when i saw the players Developing well and a lot of green arrows appearing then i continued it 2 days later and it was gone but you can clearly see the increasing in the attributes. and i hope you keep doing that