The Looney Toons -A NUFC Story

August- A new season ,A Fresh start

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Hello once again lads and welcome to your favourite Newcastle story here the looney toons.this month is one of the best months in this career.We played in the community shield and I Witnessed one of the most toughest and cruellest Champions League Draws ! (Yes it’s in my opinion!!)so let’s get started with the community shield.

Chelsea (N)-Community Shield

Chelsea 0-2 Newcastle United

David Luiz O.G
Yohan Cabaye
David Santon

WestBrom (A)-93 Is the magic number!

Westbrom 1-2 Newcastle United

Shaqiri (81Min) 1-1
Mateo Kovacic (93Min)1-2
Xherdan Shaqiri

Bolton (H)-This Is starting to get weird

Newcastle United 4-2 Bolton

Kadlec
Cabaye
Sigurosson
Cisse
Yohan Cabaye

Monthly Review

What a month It has been.We managed to win our first trophy in our first game of the season,the new signings are doing great and my tactic is doing a brilliant job (Don’t know how )I also requested to get a feeder club from the board and i’m now waiting for them to return the verdicts

Monthly Mail

Carling Cup Draw

Champions league Draw

Player of the month

No Stand outs but he got a few assists

League table

That’s it for today cya tomorrow ?

September & October-Just To Get Things Going(And I Forgot the league table)

(Thank You all )

Hello lads once again and welcome to another story update of the looney Toons.the place where you see Newcastle become one of the most dominant forces in England. So let’s get started with some explanation The Reason that this a two month update is simply cause it’s five games a month so to save time combine them (and I forgot to take pictures of both tables) So let’s get started with some PL and UCL Games.

Cardiff (H)-Expected More

Newcastle Untied 2-0 Cardiff

Cisse
Kadlec
Vaclav Kadlec

Real Madrid (H)-WOW

Newcastle United 2-0 Real Madrid

Shaqiri
Ben Arfa
Hatem Ben Arfa

Leeds (A)-There’s Only One Don Revie

Leeds 2-4 Newcastle United

Sigurosson (3)
Shaqiri
Gylfi Sigurosson

Aston villa (A)-Carling Cup 3rd Round

Aston villa 0-3Newcastle United

Cisse
Shaqiri
Ben Arfa
Ryan Shawcross

Leicester (H)-A Warm Welcome to the newly Promoted

Newcastle United 7-0 Leicester City

Cisse (5) Non of em were penalties!
Niang
Tiote
Papiss Cisse

Paris Saint Germain (A)-Sacre Bleu!(Dunno What that mean)

PSG 0-3 Newcastle United

Cisse
Shawcross
Yohan Cabaye
Ryan Shawcross

Liverpool (H)-Liverpool Whoooo?

Newcastle United 2-0 Liverpool

Niang (2)
Mbaye Niang

Sporting CP(H)-Welcome To SJP

Newcastle United 4-2 Sporting CP

Santon
Kadlec
Cabaye (Pen)
Niang
Toloi
Kadlec

Tottenham (A)-I’m Not Cheating,See

Tottenham 1-0 Newcastle United

Blackpool(H)-Carling Cup 4th Round

Newcastle Untied 3-1 Blackpool

Cisse
Shawcross
O.G
Shawcross

Monthly review

It’s Unbelievable Jeff!!!. What An amazing 2 months Picking wins all over Europe only lost once cause we just couldn’t contain cavani!but still we’re top of the our UCL group and we have a couple of games in hand in the league (a game that we were supposed to play in August got delayed to December not all at once time after time after time till it got to December) and cisse went mad in the Leicester game Scoring Five Goals!!! A hattrick at half time.

UCL Group

League Table

Poor City!

Player of the September And October

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(Hit Him Hit Him!!!)
Close between him and kadlec
So that’s it now cya later today

Bloody brlliant results, mate. Beating Madrid at home is a great result, and also beating Chelsea to win the Community Shield.

And yeah, bad luck in the CL draw. I'd say yours is definitely the group of death. You'd do well to progress beyond the group stages in that one.

#63136 Gurdit : Bloody brlliant results, mate. Beating Madrid at home is a great result, and also beating Chelsea to win the Community Shield.

And yeah, bad luck in the CL draw. I'd say yours is definitely the group of death. You'd do well to progress beyond the group stages in that one.

Well i don't know how i manage to get those get results really since i started to use that new tactic and the team has been in amazing form

November –Mixed results

Ahoy Lads! Bit of a weird way to say hello but still it’s a bit of an ice breaker (Starting to off topic )still back to normal.Welcome lads to the looney toons the best FM12 Story around here :P.November was a month of upsets and joys,Ups and downs,Wins and Defeats (Duh!!)but still we managed to scrape it off and continue our good run of form in the BPL (which we’re somehow contenders for it.

Chelsea (H)-A Draw is always better than a loss

Newcastle United 1-1 Chelsea

Cisse

Sporting Lisbon (A)-We’re officially top of the Group !

Sporting Lisbon 0-1 Newcastle Untied

Toloi
We’re officially top of the group even if we lose our two games left

Aston Villa (A)-They Just Love To Give me mini heart attacks

Aston Villa 1-2 Newcastle United

Kovacic
Cisse

Blackburn(H)-Embarrassed At Home

Newcastle United 0-1 Blackburn

Manchester United (A)- That’s the way to bounce back

Manchester United 0-2 Newcastle United

Kovacic
Niang
Ben Arfa

Real Madrid (A)-Rest your players he said!

Real Madrid 4-2 Newcastle United

Cheick Tiote (Straight Red!!!)
Cabaye
Cisse

Monthly review

A Decent month can’t really complain.all went as planned other than that Blackburn defeat which was unexpected really (the bastards Scored and played with 5 defenders!!!Talk about parking the bus)we’re through to the knock-out stages of the UCL and in the league cup QTR final.also in the title race somehow...so all went as planned as I said earlier

League Table

UCL League Table

Player of the month

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His Goal Vs Manchester untied was one of the best goals I have ever seen in FM12
So that’s it cya tomorrow or tonight who knows?

Upload the video.

And good results, though the Blackburn one shows you how unpredictable FM can be.

#63194 Gurdit : Upload the video.

And good results, though the Blackburn one shows you how unpredictable FM can be.

Will Upload it and show it in tomorrow update
and the blackburn result was good and bad at the same time cause people would've started to believe that i'm cheating so it's not that good

December –Arriving Early At the market

Hello lads once again and wel...oh you guys know the drill so let’s save us some time and start the update quickly.

Norwich (A)-Carling Cup QTR final

Norwich 1-3 Newcastle United
Ben Arfa
Kadlec
Sigurosson
David Santon

Wolverhampton (H)-My old team

Newcastle Untied 3-0 Wolverhampton
Shaqiri
Shawcross
Romario
Hatem Ben Arfa

PSG (H)-It’s All Over

Newcastle United 2-1 PSG
Shaqiri
Ben arfa
Xherdan Shaqiri

Everton (H)-Boring!

Newcastle Untied 0-0 Everton

Man City(A)-Shock :O

Man City 3-1 Newcastle Untied
Yohan Cabaye

Wigan(A)-A Quiet Time At DW

Wigan 1-2 Newcastle Untied
Sigurosson
Ben Arfa

Fulham (H)-Till Fulham Score!

Newcastle United 2-1 Fulham
Tiote
Toloi
Cabaye

Westbrom(H)-getting By

Newcastle United 2-0 Westbrom
Cisse
Cabaye
Roderick Miranda

Monthly Review

What a month it has been.. other than that city humiliation we managed to win all games (well the Bolton game was frustrating .I also took the time to check out the transfer listed players and regens in the transfers market and managed to complete 2 decent signing and one brilliant!!!the two decent signings are a good regen and adam Johnson... the brilliant signing i’mn’t going to say it i will let you guess till tomorrow (next update” getting a bit lazy”)
Hint: he’s a midfielder who plays in Serie A that’s it try and guess

Videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_nnYqCjhWg

Just for the Lolz

(What I Meant By Till Fulham Score )

Champions League Draw

League Table

Player of the month

Nice position in the table you're at. And really nice results. And I dunno, man, I just feel like losing every once in a while is a good thing in FM. Unless you have one of those exploits, the AI likes it when you lose every now and then. Or else it makes you lose to a team you'd normally be beating 8-0 or something.

January-Newcomers Settling In

(Newcastle Newest Star)
Oh hello lads and welcome again to the looney toons (I Know that no one reads this introduction but still will do it) January is one of the most months I hate in this story due to 2 of my key players (Cisse ,Tiote)Leaving to join their national teams for the African Cup of nations.Also mike Ashley decided to give me a break and gave me an extra of £15M (he also negotiated terms with man city to sign adam Johnson)so that was a glimmer of hope that mike Ashley may not be after all a cheap c**t.

Transfers

IN:
Arturo Vidal For £11M From Juventus ( Transfer Listed :O)

CA:
Adam Johnson From Manchester City For £3.9M

CA:
Busao (Regen) From Sao Paulo For £1.4M (going into the U18)

CA:
PA:
Money Spent:£15.3M
Also Came Close to signing Mata (listed) But Chelsea wanted 14 Million for him so I Withdrawn
Out:
Marveaux To Stoke For £2.8M
Prestia,Vuckic,Bonney And Adam Campbell On Loan To Millwall
Jack Butland Extend Loan At Nottingham Forest

Sheffield United(A)-FA Cup 3rd Round

Sheffield United 0-2 Newcastle untied
Toloi
Kadlec
Toloi

Q.P.R (A)-Oh,The Simulated Horror!!!

Q.P.R 3-1 Newcastle Untied
Toloi
DAMN YOU FRASER FOSTER!!!

Bolton (A)-The Niang Show

Bolton 0-3 Newcastle United
Niang (3)
Niang

Tottenham (A)-Carling Cup Semi Final 1st Leg

Tottenham Hotspurs 1-2 Newcastle United
Sime Vrsaljko (3rd Minute!!!!)
Kadlec
Shawcross

Manchester City (H)-A Point Is Better Than Nothing

Newcastle United 1-1 Manchester City
Arturo Vidal(SCREAMER !!! better than kovacic’s one
Vidal

Arsenal (A)-I Asked For A Win, Not This !!!

Arsenal 1-3 Newcastle United
Niang
Cabaye
Shawcross
Cabaye

Cardiff (A)-Not Bad!!!

Cardiff 0-2 Newcastle United
Hatem Ben Arfa
Ryan Shawcross
Ryan Shawcross

Tottenham (H)-Carling Cup Semi Final Second Leg

Newcastle United 1-1 Tottenham
Kovacic
We’re Wembly For the second time in a row!!!!

Monthly Review

Decent month, On the other hand that Q.P.R defeat was a complete humiliation (thanks to fraser foster Goalkeeping Tekkers!!!)but the most important thing we managed to complete the month without our African key players. I Also Resisted The Temptation of Signing Mata,Ozil And Sandro (All of them were listed ).We’re Also In The Carling Cup Final Against Everton.

League Table

Player of the month

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Vidal seems like a great buy. But why didn't you buy Sandro if he was listed? I think I might have preferred Sandro to Vidal, although to be fair, Vidal does have better passing and good creativity. I thought his decisions attribute was better than 10, though.

Anyway, why did you resist the temptation to buy Ozil or Mata? Was it because of their wages?

Also, your tactics seem to be doing wonders for you. Winning against Arsenal at The Emirates is a brilliant result.

As a suggestion, considering putting the name of the player of the month. I don't recognise the faces.

#63398 Gurdit : Vidal seems like a great buy. But why didn't you buy Sandro if he was listed? I think I might have preferred Sandro to Vidal, although to be fair, Vidal does have better passing and good creativity. I thought his decisions attribute was better than 10, though.

Anyway, why did you resist the temptation to buy Ozil or Mata? Was it because of their wages?

Also, your tactics seem to be doing wonders for you. Winning against Arsenal at The Emirates is a brilliant result.

As a suggestion, considering putting the name of the player of the month. I don't recognise the faces.

Well I Chose Vidal over Sandro for 2 reasons:
1.i Managed Vidal Before Twice and he's an amazing player
2.I Have A Rule which is never sign spurs players in any of my saves

The ozil and mata thing was because real madrid and chelsea want £17M Each and i already have 3 AM so they weren't that necessary really

and i have never seen a tactic work this fast and this good

Whats the tactic your using Regen?

Febuary-Back On Top

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(Finally!!!!)
Hello again lads and welcome to the Looney Toons ( Won’t say best story here cause it isn’t and there’s too much competition ATM).so the month of February was a decent month working on a new deal that will amaze you...( Will leave hints till his arrival)and I also managed to get a good French regen, since that is out of the way let’s start with results.

Middlesbrough (H)-FA Cup 4th Round

Newcastle United 3-0 Middlesbrough
Sigurosson
Niang
Shawcross
Ryan Shawcross

Leicester (A)-3 More Points

Leicester 0-2 Newcastle United
Sigurosson
Niang
David Santon

Leeds (H)-Goals,Goals Everywhere

Newcastle United 6-0 Leeds
Cabaye (2)
Kadlec
Sigurosson
Niang
Shawcross
Cabaye

Q.P.R (H)-A Red Card is not enough to stop us

Newcastle United 6-1 Q.P.R
David Santon (14th minute )
Niang (3)
Cabaye
Ben Arfa
Toloi
Mbaye Niang

Zenit (A)-Champions League 1st Knock-out Round

Zenit 2-2 Newcastle United
Shawcross
Niang
Ryan Shawcross
(2 Late Goals!!! They Scored in the 80th minute and then scored again in the 90th minute!!!)

Peterborough(A)-FA Cup 5th Round

Peterborough 1-4 Newcastle United
Adam Johnson
Chieck Tiote
Cisse
Shaqiri
Xherdan Shaqiri

Monthly Review

Another undefeated month. Niang ,Sigurosson,Shawcross And cabaye Impressed krul Did a good job Cisse,Tiote and David santon didn’t impress ( got Manager of the month but won’t show it cause it’s useless)i’m also completing signings for the summer.

Mystery Man

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Ok first hint: he’s a young Midfielder that plays in the premier league

League Table

Player of the month

Gylfi Sigurosson. It was so close between him,cabaye and shawcross
And finally: Vidal’s goal vs Manchester City
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZavvpue3JE&feature=plcp