The Looney Toons -A NUFC Story

April & May – The Big Finale!

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Helloooo... welcome to that last update of the first season, the end of a really long season which had ups and downs but I managed to finish in a really good position (Would’ve finished better if it wasn’t for my bad start)so let’s get cracking

Tottenham (H)- Late Goal Robs Newcastle From a Deserved win

Newcastle United 2-2 Tottenham Hotspurs

Cisse
Niang

Liverpool (A)-Next Year is your year Liverpool LOL

Liverpool 1-2 Newcastle United

Romario
Niang

Westbrom(H)-Tactical Test:Passed

Newcastle United 5-2 Westbrom

Gutierrez
Cisse
Coloccini
Ben Arfa
Toloi
Gutierrez

Manchester City (A)- Upset!

Manchester City 0-1 newcastle United

Darijo Srna (18 Seconds Right After Kick off)
Niang (2Min)

Wigan (H)- Set Back and let the Defenders Do The Job

Newcastle United 3-0 Wigan

Coloccini
Toloi (2)
Toloi

Norwich (A)-Easy!

Norwich 0-2 Newcastle United

Cabaye
Niang
Toloi

Aston Villa (H)- Curtins Closed

Newcastle United 3-1 Aston Villa

Cisse (2)
Vrsaljko

Monthly Review

What a lovely month picking up wins against City and Liverpool cisse and niang also sparkled this month but I have to give the credit to ben arfa for his amazing assists and Crucial Goals.

Final League Table

Player of the month

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That’s it for now the season review is a few hours away

Fantastic final league position for your first season in charge!
Well done.

well done! keep going and dont look back

On my Newcastle save first season I finished 2nd in the league 10 points behind Man Utd, won the Europa League, FA Cup and Carling Cup (LFC Marshall Update). Papiss Cisse and Demba Ba could not stop scoring. In 2nd season I've been able to prise Berbatov and......ROBIN VAN PERSIE ON FREE TRANSFERS could not be more delighted

#62930 Gurdit : Fantastic final league position for your first season in charge!
Well done.

Thanks hope i can keep this position next season

Being a Magpie myself I hope that this is an accurate forecast for next season! Good luck, i'm following closely!

#62953 ryancook21 : Being a Magpie myself I hope that this is an accurate forecast for next season! Good luck, i'm following closely!

As An arsenal fan i hope it doesn't ..... thank you will try to increase the ration of updates

Season’s Review

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Hello again lads and welcome to the last update of today,Judjing by the title This Is a Recap of what happened last season including achieved aims ,the fixtures ,winners of competitions,league tables from the top leagues,Player Awards,Newcastle Player Awards and the Feeder watch where I see how my feeder clubs performed.

Other Leagues

Season Stats

Cup Competitions

FA Cup: Chelsea ( That Means I Get to Play In the Community Shield, I Guess)
Carling Cup: Newcastle United
Club World Cup:Barcelona ( Beating the Egyptian Team That I Support!)
Champions League: Manchester United On Penalties Against Manchester City
Europa League: Arsenal 1-0 Roma (EL really You Got Knocked out of the group stages of the UCL !!!! X( )
Euro Super Cup: Barcelona 0-1 Porto (LOL)
Euro 2012:Spain 1-0 England (Best English Performance Since 1966 LOL)

Individual Awards

World:
Ballon D’Or: 1.Lionel Messi 2.Cristiano Ronaldo 3.Xavi
World Player Of the Year: 1.Cristiano Ronaldo 2.Arjen Robben 3.Xavi
World’s Best XI:

England:
FWA Player OF the Year:1.Robin Van Persie 2.Hatem Ben Arfa 3.Walter Montillo
PFA Player OF the Year: 1.Florent Malouda 2.Luis Saurez 3.Fernando Torres
PFA Young Player Of the Year:1.Sergio Aguero 2.Gareth Bale 3.Ganso
Barclays Golden Glove:1.Joe Hart 2.Petr Cech 3.Wojciech Szczesny
Barclays Golden Boot:1.Robin Van perie 2. Luis Saurez 3.Wayne Rooney
Manager Of the Year:1.Omar Ashraf (Me!) 2.AVB 3.Roberto Mancin
Premier League Team Of the Year:

Season Summary

Winner: Chelsea
Runner-Up:Newcastle
Relegated: Norwich,Sunderland And Swansea
Over Achievers:Newcastle United
Under Achievers: Sunderland
Signing Of the Season: 1.Mbaye Niang For £5M 2.Vaclav Kadlec For £4.4M
Worst Signing of the Season:1.Aston Villa’s Jack Collison 2.Aston Villa’s Utaka (Lovely Deals Mr.Mcleish)

Newcastle Awards

Young Player Of the season:
3.Sime Vrsaljko

2.Mbaye Niang

1.Rafael Toloi

Player Of the Season:
3.Papiss Cisse

2.Yohan Cabaye

1.Hatem Ben Arfa (Fans player of the season)


Newcastle Best 11:


So that’s it for today... cya tomorrow

love the attention to the other leagues, a nice touch and quite rarely thrown in!

#62984 ryancook21 : love the attention to the other leagues, a nice touch and quite rarely thrown in!

Well because most of people will want to know how did there teams perform and i also added to make you see what teams got UCL football and maybe which teams pulled off an upset

Transfers Update

(just wanted to say it )
Hello once again lads and welcome to season 2 of the looney toons (The Best Newcastle Story here :P).This update will be talking about our activity in the transfer market you know the sales and the buys stuff like that and also what I forgot to do in the season review which is discuss the five season plan and what have I achieved from it. so let’s get started

Transfers

Budget:
So After becoming runner up on the prem and winning the carling cup I expected a budget of 20+M but what do I get 13M with a Champions League Qualification Ambition!!!! (Thank You Mick Ashley!!!)

IN:

Ryan Shawcross From Stoke For £12M

CA:
Bit over priced I agree but he’s one of the best English defenders in the game and I needed another CB(you will find out why)

Carlos Fierro From Chivas For £1.3M

CA:
PA:
One of the best young strikers in the game.Will go to my U18 for one season and then I will load him to get first team football

Mateo Kovacic From Dinamo Zaghreb For £2.5M

CA:
PA:
A Young midfielder Will be quiet useful after felipe Anderson left at the end of his loan (Didn’t impress me so I decided not to buy him

Roderick Miranda From Benfica

CA:
PA:
You will find out later

Gylfi Sigurosson From Hoffenheim For £7.5M

CA:
PA:
One of the best young AM in the game can Play CM/AML/AMR too so he’s the ultimate tool!! (LOL)
Spent:£17M

Out:
Mike Williamson To Wigan For £2M
Jonas Gutierrez To Fulham For £10M
Fabricio Coloccini To Spurs For £5M
Jack Butland On Loan To Nottingham Forest
Steven Taylor On loan to stoke For £750K
Ryan Taylor To Q.P.R for £1.6M
Profit: £19M

Top Transfers (Not Including Newcastle)

Lavezzi To Chelsea For £19M
Hulk To Chelsea For £18M
Doumbia To Bayern Munich For £16M
Fellaini To PSG for £15M
Fernandinho To AC Milan For £13.5M
Willian To A.C Milan For 13.5M
Milan Badelj To Liverpool For £12.5M

5 Year Plan

Winning A Cup Competition in the first season
UCL Qualification in the 2nd season
Winning the League in the third season
UCL Semi Final
UCL Winner
So basically I Did the work of two Seasons In one That should Easy Up my mission

How the f*Ck did Chelsea get Hulk for just 18M ??? Dayum!

And good signings, by the way, though you succumbed to the temptation of signing Fierro, like everyone else

#63059 Gurdit : How the f*Ck did Chelsea get Hulk for just 18M ??? Dayum!

And good signings, by the way, though you succumbed to the temptation of signing Fierro, like everyone else

I'm Weak when it comes to fierro and i don't know how chelsea signed hulk really maybe he was unhappy or transfer listed by request

I've signed Fierro on other saves which I know is annoying but I want to see what hes like for me cos of course players can work well or not well for different managers (=

#63068 patrick1 : I've signed Fierro on other saves which I know is annoying but I want to see what hes like for me cos of course players can work well or not well for different managers (=

Totally It depends on giving him playing time and giving him the right schedules and stuff like that