Manchester United. England's Pride

Chapter 1: Should I Stay Or Should I Go...?
Episode 1: Final Day Of The Season
Episode 2: Post-Season Press Conference
Episode 3: Meeting With David
Episode 4: Same Dog, New Tricks.

Chapter 2: The Rebuild...
Episode 5: Team Meeting
Episode 6: The Tactic...
Episode 7: Spend It While You Got It
Episode 8: Pre-Season Results
Episode 9: Transfers, Transfers Everywhere...
Episode 10: Infrastructure Is Key
Episode 11: Transfer Deadline Day
Episode 12: Signing The Mystery Man I, II, III
Review Episode 1: Pre-Season Review

Chapter 3: In The Beginning...
Episode 13: Can You Feel It?
Episode 14: August Results
Episode 15: Eric On Alex
Episode 16: September Results
Episode 17: October Results
Episode 18: Ryan Giggs The Ripper
Inside United Episode 1: Ben Arfa on life at United
Episode 19: Don't Stop

Chapter 4: Getting In To It
Episode 20: November Results
Inside United Episode 2: Cleverley's Silver Pining
FA Cup Draw: FA Cup 3rd Round Draw
Episode 21: Scottish Hands On Scene
Episode 22: December Results
Champions League Draw: UEFA Champions League 1st Knockout Round Draw
Episode 23: British Youngsters Catch Eyes
Episode 24: Scottish Loan Raid

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

Sunday 13th May. 16:45. Stadium Of Light. Manchester United 1-0 Sunderland...

http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/sp/empics/20120513/17/1048051863-soccer-barclays-premier-league-sunderland-v-manchester-united-stadium-light.jpg

Martin Tyler: "Well it's all over here and than fans are going ballistic. There are only seconds left of the Manchester City game, and seconds away from the Premier League Trophy.

Meanwhile, at the Eithad Stadium...


Shortly after the whole situation had settled down, Sir Alex Ferguson called a Press Conference to be announced in front of the whole, wide, world...

Do I stay or do I, go?

Sir Alex.

25 years. 25 fucking years. I whispered to myself. Never have I been so damn nervous. I don't want my meeting with David, at all, I know I won't get sacked, but get a bloody great bollocking, at least the sex my wife said we'd have if I lost I still have to look forward to. The only upside of today. Still, I am getting old, maybe it's time to reti...No! I can't do that. I can't just leave what I've made here. The boys mean too much to me, but maybe he could, yes, he knows the team, and the way we go about things. Hmm, I'll sleep on it. Anyway, need to get on with this conference...

"Alex, how do you feel about losing the title to your bitter rivals Manchester City, in the final seconds of the season?"

"Look, to be honest I'm not that bothered. You see, the trophy is a bit like our young lad Federico Macheda. It's just going on loan to someone who needs it. Then returns to it's real club, where it belongs. Next question?"

"Very funny Alex, Haha! What do you make of Roberto Mancini, who you have made terms with to 'loan' your trophy?"

"Well, obviously it's hard being on good terms with your rivals manager, but we do our best to get along."

"Congratulations on 25 years as Manchester United manager. I must ask, do you plan to stay further?"

Stay further, stay further, those words kept going over and over in my head, blocking out all other sound, until the reporter shouted out again.

"I'll say again, Alex, do you plan to stay further."

"I have no more to er, say on that matter. That'll be all thank you."

(SAF leaves the room in a hurry)

Shit, I need that sex, and I need it now...

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article113531.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/sir-alex-ferguson-pic-ap-26491954.jpg

I can't even imagine Fergie needing sex. It sends chills up my spine.

2012-12-25 03:36#73764 Glenn T : I can't even imagine Fergie needing sex. It sends chills up my spine.

;)

It must be hurting to type every single word so far.

2012-12-25 09:30#73781 manchesterblue97 : It must be hurting to type every single word so far.

what you mean blue?

2012-12-25 09:30#73781 manchesterblue97 : It must be hurting to type every single word so far.

His post is top of the table and has 4 points

"Alex, how do you feel about losing the title to your bitter rivals Manchester City, in the final seconds of the season?"

Martin Tyler: "Well it's all over here and than fans are going ballistic. There are only seconds left of the Manchester City game, and seconds away from the Premier League Trophy.

David vs Alex

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/20/article-0-019C55BF00000578-995_468x343.jpg

(Alex burst into Gills office)

"Yes yes I know alright! You're not the only one who has failed to bring the club glory, It's my fault and I know I will take the blame but I don't want a bollocking because really it doesn't help me at all and doesn't help the boys either!

(Gill turns to Alex with a surprised look)

"Er, um Conra.. Congratulations on meeting our set objectives Alex.."

"I said I didn't want a bolloc..Wait, what!?"

"I said well done, we asked you to get Champions League Qualification. Winning the title we didn't expect, not with the pressure City have on us, that'd be unfair. You did well bringing it down to the final game."

"Oh, right. I knew that."

"Of course you did haha! Right, you'd better start preparing for next season, it'd be better doing that before your holidays."

"About that..."

"What do you mean, 'about that'!?"

"I mean, I was thinking of packing it in, I've been going for 25 Years, and I'm not sure If I can carry on..."

"What? Of course you can."

"Hmm, I'll think about it... See you later."

"Ok, bye Alex."

http://images.football.co.uk/300x300/3c3cb5875d3273bcabdc69e16a9c58fb.jpg

You couldn't do this sort of story with City because the owners don't understand English

2012-12-25 18:21#73842 Bronzy : You couldn't do this sort of story with City because the owners don't understand English

;)

Reign continues. Fergie signs a one year deal

MUTV Reporter: "Great excitement among United supporters as their beloved manager Sir Alex Ferguson has agreed to stay for at least one year more at their club. Many assumed he would leave after being beaten to the bell by a Sergio Aguero goal last season. David Gill is said to of been worried that the Scotsman wouldn't carry on as manager, after leaving a 'hint' in an earlier meeting. Ferguson has already planned most of preseason, so him, and his boys get the upper hand over opponents. We're now moving on to some of the greatest moments of Man Utd throughout there existence, goodbye and stay tuned for more news."

http://www.overtimeonline.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Alex-Ferguson.gif

So you're playing as Fergie? Not that much of a good idea, but it'll be interesting to see if 'Fergie' can get himself sacked

Why's it not a good idea:/

Sacked? yeeyee, whatevz;)

2012-12-25 18:21#73842 Bronzy : You couldn't do this sort of story with City because the owners don't understand English

The chairman speaks fluent English