The King Returns Home: Goodbye and Hello

2013-03-03 19:49#83338 andrrewjwalker : You have had some good results King Thierry

Thanks !

BREAKING NEWS:

We have received shocking news that Arsenal have signed the German Lars Bender. This has come as a shock as everyone expected him to join Bayern until Arsenal made a last minute attempt to hijack the bid and they were very successful.

Did you expect Arsenal to pull off such a signing?

Who ever said Arsenal can't score goals?

Arsenal recently have been scoring goals for fun! It seems like not only has Thierry Henry kept his side unbeaten in the premier league but he has also taught them how to finish too.

In the month of October Arsenal scored a total of 15 goals, 4 against Man United in there 4-1 victory over them and 4 against Zenit in there 4-1 victory over them. Arsenal only lost one game which was against Lille in the champions league, they lost 1-0.

Arsenal drew 1-1 with Norwich, beat West Ham 1-0, Southmapton 3-1 and Swansea 2-1.

Here is the current league standings:

R: Lukas you've been in incredible form, you scored a hattrick against Man United the other day, what's the secret, what do you think has lead to your incredible form?

LP: Thank you for the compliments *smiles*. Well in training I've been working much harder, in matches I've made sure I put in a lot more effort and then Thierry Henry. He's really helped me increase my finishing skills and has taught me that as a striker you should be able to finesse and smash a shot, and when to use each type of shot.

R: So King Thierry has helped you a lot, I see. Lukas, you and Giroud have been fighting for the centre forward position although you can play on the wing, and Thierry is trying to train Giroud to learn how to play in the CAM role, like Rooney can. Which do you prefer, the wing or upfront.

LP: To be honest I prefer playing in the middle. It gives me more chances to shoot, I don't have to track back as often too *smiles* of course sometimes you have to but on the wing sometimes you can find yourself playing left back!

R: *laughs* Thank you very much Lukas for your time.

It's been a quality story so far but interviews really need to be longer, I mean, I really can't imagine a reporter/journalist settling for two questions and then ending it. Also, more detail would be good. Otherwise, great results and I look forward to the King finally ending the accursed trophy drought

2013-03-05 14:19#83487 Glenn T : It's been a quality story so far but interviews really need to be longer, I mean, I really can't imagine a reporter/journalist settling for two questions and then ending it. Also, more detail would be good. Otherwise, great results and I look forward to the King finally ending the accursed trophy drought

thanks for the advice glen, I'll take it on board

The Ox- The Golden Boy





Arsenal's Oxlade-Chamberlain is heavily tipped to win the European Golden Boy award. This award is given to the best youngster in Europe. The ox has been in incredible form for his team Arsenal playing in the midfield and as a winger (right and left)

We met up with The Ox to discuss about him possibly winning the award and here is what he said:

"I'm very shocked that I'm tipped to win it to be honest, but then again I'm filled with joy as I can say my hard work is really starting to pay off, I'm enjoying my career at Arsenal and I will never ever leave the club as its been so good to me, I want to say a big thanks to Thierry even if I win or I don't because he's improved me as a player and given me extra confidence!"

We also briefly spoke with the King himself: " I'm happy for him, he works hard in training, he's not afraid to ask for advice and he deserves to win the award. He's a very humble boy with a wonderful attitude".

Aaron Ramsey, Gaston Ramirez and Davide Santon are other the other candidates for the award.

S(Steve) Th( Thierry Henry)

S: You called?

Th: Steve I'm furious, are defense is absolute crap, they don't give a sh*t about the other team members, they constantly keep losing us games, we've now lost to Lille 3-0 anf Everton 1-0, two games we should have one, you were hired to strengthen the defense but they've only gotten worse my friend.

SWhat the f*** do you want me to do, They're not the bad you French mug!

Th: WHAAAAAT?! You're crazy they're rubbish and you can't admit it, I'm buying a new defender, call up Manchester United now

S: We don't need another defender, you don't know what you're doing!

Th: Steve let me tell you something, remember the times of you, Tony Adams, Dixon, Keown and co, you guys were masters of the defense you cared, even if we were to win and you let in a goal you would be furious. This defense lacks that passion. All they want is to collect their money at the end of the week, there is no way you can tell me our current defense is ok, now call up United, make a bid for Vidic and in the summer we get Varane, do that now!

S: I'll do it but once I do I'm resigning, I can't work with a man who doesn't know what he's doing. OUR DEFENSE IS FINE.

Th: You resign and watch us win the double. Now since you're still working under me, go do as I told you.

Reports say Arsenal are close to confirming the signings of Andrea Poli and Vidic. It is also said that they are on the verge of signing Barcelona youngsters Alex Grimaldo and Jean Marie Dongou. Arsenal have confirmed that they will try and bring Varane to the emirates.

Also there has been a bust up between Henry and Bould over tactics according to our reporters. Bould has handed in his resignation.

Who do you think should be the new assistant manager should be and why?

It's a bit unrealistic that Bould would get so mad over a few lines where little criticism was used, to be honest

2013-03-07 14:02#83653 Glenn T : It's a bit unrealistic that Bould would get so mad over a few lines where little criticism was used, to be honest

there's still a twist in the bust up

I opened up my laptop and started watching clips of the old Arsenal, after about 30 minutes I became teary eyed, what had happened to this team. A team that before would be battling to win the title but now they're battling for 4th place. What was wrong? What could I do to help them?

That's when I received a text, it was from Steve:

''Thierry I'm sorry bout the other day, I overreacted massively, your right about the defense its a mess, I want us to fix the mess the team we both love is in. I have an idea, how about we hire all the Arsenal legends and Icons as coaches, then they can install the passion into our players, that's if you give me back my job.... from Steve''.

I smiled and replied '' Well we have work to do my friend :)''

Steve's idea was brilliant! It would surely work, the players would see legends and icons everyday and they would be taught by them too. Now the problem is whether they accept or not....

Yay!

2013-03-07 14:17#83662 Glenn T : Yay!

lool

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