Salt nervous ahead of first premier league fixture. Ben salt's sheffield utd face a difficult opening fixture away to Man city and surely no one fancies Ben's battlers to walk away with anything over than gloom in their hearts.
"Listen we know its a tough fixture but I have a few tactical suprises for man city!"
Man city Rape sheffield utd 5-0.
"we were brutally abused my team just got fucked, really hard!"said Sheffield utd manager ben salt on live tv.
Okay, a few tips.
1: Unnecessary Swearing - This is annoying. its not funny. its not interesting. It just makes the story worse.
2: Barely any pictures: Pictures make a story better. Fact. This story is quite boring because of this and 1.
3: Read up on some of the bigger stories and see what they do - because at the moment, nobody will want to read this story a second time after reading it once. So learn from the masters and look at their stories and copy a few things from them to improve yours.
Sheffield Utd's poor form continues.
Sheffield utd Lose 1-0 at home to aston villa to make it 2 defeats out 2. Although manager Ben salt saw this as a winnable game the current aston villa squad is a strong one with such stars as Zlatan Ibrahimovic, ryan shawcross, kyle walker,giorgionio wjinaldum and per mertesacker.
Sheffield Utd Dramatic comeback in league cup fixture against colchester.
Sheffield Utd boss Ben salt was almost left regretting his choice to rest a number of key players for the league cup tie against league 1 minnows colchester after being 2-0 down in the first half.
But luckily for Ben Jermain defoe surged forward on his debut to score 2 excellent goals and make another as his side came back to win 3-2.
Sheffield utd beat birmingham 1-0 to turn fortunes around.
Arsenal Manager Ben Le'Football (also me) announces he has achieved all he can in England and as accepted the vacancy at spanish giants Barcelona, No fewer than 13 staff members have left and the name being circulated to replace him is Sheffield Utd's Hot shot manager Ben Salt.
Arsenal announce today they have appointed sheffield utd's manager Ben salt, Ben was quoted to saying 'It is a dream come true arsenal are one of my favourite teams however it wasn't an easy decision to make. I spent a lot of time with sheffield utd and was really developing the club and looked forward to pushing for europa but a chance like this doesn't come very often. Who knows maybe one day I will return and continue my journey with them.'
You should add pictures. It would make it more intresting and easy to read.