Chelsea: Let's Not Get Sacked

The Club

So I am Chelsea for this story, who have a free-spending owner and one who sacks manager's on a regular basis. I want to take them to the very top, the UCL, the Premier League. Everything..

The Manager

So I am using Kelly Brook for this story. She is well known after getting sacked from ITV's Britain's Got Talent and Celebrity Juice. I thought it would be good to use someone so used to getting sacked employed to someone who loves to sack people.

Yes! We want lots of pictures. How about a charity strip around christmas? Good luck, I cant wait to read this!!!

2013-06-01 10:49#107468 Kane : Yes! We want lots of pictures. How about a charity strip around christmas? Good luck, I cant wait to read this!!!

I love how you don't care about how Chelsea get on, only about pictures

What Kane said

The title of this story is too fantastic for me to not follow this story

And yes, more pictures please!

You're getting sacked in the morning! Sacked in the morrrrrrning xD

Brook's first Press Conference

P= Press
KB= Kelly Brook
CPM: Chelsea Press Manager

P: So we are here today with new Chelsea manager Kelly Brook, Kelly did the Chelsea offer come as a shock to you?

KB: Well, yes I was sacked by Celebrity Juice and I was on the lookout for a new job so I thought I'd do something different.

P: Okay, you are not the only female at Chelsea with Head Physio Eva Carneiro being there, how do you think you two will link up?

KB: It's great that I have Eva there, she is more used to the man's game of football so it's great!

P: Your boss, Roman Abramovic is known for sacking many people, how do you think you will cope with someone so prone to getting sacked work with someone who loves to sack people?

KB: I met Roman the other day and he seemed fine to me?

CPM: I think that'll be all the questions for Kelly now, thank you.

(For Kane ;))

Thank you, good sir.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaayum;D

Well, this is...different

Heading into the first game of the season, the Premier League's first female manager Kelly Brook has announced the ins and outs for Chelsea going into the new season.



Ins:





Total (Approx.): £65M

Outs:








Total (Approx.): £9M

Yeah, love the transfers... Love something else more though

A nice update

Nice signings there liking this story so far, not sure why

I don't really get the choice of person to be in this story. Not much of a link to football.



P.S Nice pictures though!

Can you make sure that Danny Cappuccino doesn't recover from the bus incident this time around, Kelly back on the market would be a benefit to mankind. Good luck convincing Roman not to fire your (Kelly's!) fine ass lol