You should have got someone to do the job Mikey! But great story it is
PSV-Manager to Jail
After some stunning accusations, and some incredible action in the courtroom, current PSV-Head Coach Michael de la Parra is sentenced to 12 months of jailtime, for resisting to arrest, assaulting 4 police officers, and lying under oath. The prosecutor needed to drop the charges on 52.000 potential attempts to murder, The posession of illegal arms, participation in terrorist attacks, and the 25 counts of aggrevated assault, due to the fact that none of the charges could be proven.
Due to only resisting by his arrest, whereas he knocked out 3 agents, severely injuring number, before being taken out by a bystander with a tasergun, and lying under oath about his alibi, to try to have his ass to not wanting to tell about the Bunga Bunga parties in the Philips Stadion, Manager Michael de la Parra will not have to miss PSV for 1 season. With the current date for his release currently set at the 1st of April, Michael will be able to coach his team in the Semifinals of the cup and the Champions League, considering the assistant coach will get to this stage of the competition.
His current club has said they wont appoint a new manager and will be waiting for the current maneger to get out of jail, as he is "unreplaceable, with his mentality, his tactical knowledge, and his ability to do business on a level seldom seen in the world."