Manchester United: Anonymous
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A private banquet room in the heart of the city, Moyes and Woodward are
seated at a table.
seated at a table.
Moyes: "Seriously Ed you are making an absolute mockery of me!!!"
Ed Woodward: "Look I am trying to get some deals done, what more do you want from me"
Moyes: "What more do I want... WHAT MORE DO I WANT!!! You have got me clutching at straws Ed. How much longer can I tell the press about all these players we are meant to be signing. To be honest I am pretty confused as to whether we actually will be making additions to the squad. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ALL THESE WEEKS!!!"
Ed Woodward: "I'm trying my best... I'm trying"
Moyes: "Trying isn't good enough is it... IS IT!!!"
Ed Woodward: "..."
Moyes: "WELL..."
Ed Woodward: "..."
Moyes: "SPEAK UP BOY!!!"
Ed Woodward: "I... Uh.."
Moyes: "WHAT!!!"
Ed Woodward: "I have received an email..."
Moyes: "Absolutely brilliant... I am asking you where our bloody new players are and you are telling me..."
Ed Woodward: "It's serious boss"
Moyes: "I beg your pardon..."
Ed Woodward: "The email I received... It's serious"
Moyes: "Wh..."
Ed Woodward: "Have a look for yourself"
Moyes and Woodward: "........"
