Indeed Neal! Thought it was something different
* This just in! reports from Italy are confirming Roberto Baggio has been named as rafeal benitez' successor as Napoli manager, it is know when talks were held but they were certainly kept behind closed doors! Some napoli fans are said to be raging at the napoli board asking the question 'why would you sign someone who has played for everyone of our rivals but not us?' We're getting news his first press conference will be in about a minute...here he is!*
JR: Good morning roberto how are you?
RB: Im very good thank-you, can we get this over with i need to meet the team in 10!
JR: OK! How did you feel when Aureilio called for your services?
RB: Well actually it was about 5 minutes after it was on sky sports news and i was actually thinking of applying! he called me up and I was over the moon!
JR: Some fans have gotten slightly angry over your appointment...what is your message to them?
RB: Well first of all, you can trust me, i didnt take this job to ruin Napoli and ruin my chances in the future! I took it so i could bring success to Napoli and IMPROVE my future...And i have to say, if you cant support your manager then dont support your team because you will get no where with an attitude like that!
JR: Reports suggest you have a substantial amount of transfer budget to spend, is this true?
RB: Obviously i cant tell you exactly how much but there is money to spend yes and you can expect big signings in the coming days!
JR: Finally, how far can you go this season?
RB: Very far! *Whinks*
JR: *laughs* Ok roberto, thanks for your time!
Ergg! journalists! what is the point? They ask you all these questions, you answer and they twist your words! im not letting that happen to me! anyway must meet the boys...
The lads were all huddled together talking about the season ahead and how they can improve, i was walking up to them...no one noticed me!
Roberto: AH! Very proffesional, i hope to see more in training...
Inler: Boss! we were wondering where you were, we're all so excited about meeting such a legend!
Cannavaro: Yes! indeed! how are you?
Roberto: im fine thankyou, but thats not why we're here. we're here to train! Now lads, i want to take you to the top and by god we will get there, we can go far this season a few good signings and we can win the league! I expect proffesionalism and respect, Not just to me to your team mates and the staff! you get sent off you apoligies...you get sent off and well lets face it you shouldnt be getting sent off! you hear me?
Team: Yes boss!
Roberto: Right then, 4 laps of the pitch and then some stretches! im sure you all know this? then please can you organise yourself into a game of defense vs attack! the coaches will take it from there...oh and hamsik?
Hamsik: Yes boss?
Roberto: Sort ya feckin' hair out.
Team: * Hhahahahaha!! *
I walked to my office thinking in my head about tactics...which do i use? but who do i sign, someone big! like willian? or suarez? Lamela? well we have the money? why not!