Eric Cantona Taken To Court Over Attempted Murder!
The Court Case
R: Mr Cantona where was you on the night on the incident?
EC: I was with Karim in my office.
R: What happened?
EC: Well, Karim asked me to leave the club I said no, and then he tried to stab me twice so I pushed him accidently
R: Pushing someone off a 5 story dosen't sound accidental to me,what about you Mr Cantona?
R: We have reason to believe that this wasn't 'accidental' Mr Cantona
EC: What...How...Why
R: See, we gathered a couple of witnesses together, who say you intentionally pushed Karim Benzema off the building
EC:B...B...B...But I say it was accidental
R: Tell that to the judge!!
THE VERDICT
R: Would each jury member shout, if you find the defendant guilty or not guilty
Jury Member 1: Guilty
Jury Member 2: Guilty
Jury Member 3: Guilty
Jury Member 4: Guilty
Jury Member 5: Guilty
Judge: Well that settles it, Mr Cantona I hearby sentence you to LIFE INPRISONMENT for the attempted murder of Karim Benzema9/center
EC: NOOOOO, you can't it was an accident............