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Karim Benzema In Intensive Care Atfer Attack
It has been reported by Marca.com that Real Madrid's star striker Karim Benzema is in intensive care after an attack by his OWN MANAGER. Karim is in a very bad situation, and the word from the hospital is that....He is fighting for his life. He has got 2 broken legs..Both in two places and a fractured skull. We wish a full recovery to Karim and sonn starts banging them goals in again!!!
15 Minutes Later At The Hospital - Police Arrive
P=police
EC=Eric Cantona
P:How do this happen Mr Cantona?
EC:Well, Karim came to my office and said he wanted to leave the club, of course I said no then he lost it and started to lose control!
P:What do you mean by lost control?
EC:Well,he pushed me to the ground a pulled out a knife and said he would kill me if I don't let him leave
P:Hmmm.... I see, what happened after that?
EC: Once again I said he wasn't going anywhere, so he tried to stab me again, then it happened
P:What happened Mr Cantona?
EC:I PUSHED HIM OVER THE BALCONY FROM MY ROOM, I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO IT WAS A MISTAKE!!
P:That's what they all say Mr Cantona, I'm afraid I will have to take you back to the station for questioning
EC: NO YOU CAN'T
P: I can,and I will.... I am officially charging you with attempted murder of Karim Benzema. Anything you say may be given as evidence in court..
EC: NO, IM INNOCENT, LET ME GO.............
JB26 - You never know, anything could happen
2013-08-30 10:36#132303 Radders2109 : JB26 - You never know, anything could happen
Go ooooon send him to jail!
JB26 - Who would be my manager then hahahaha
2013-08-30 10:45#132306 Radders2109 : JB26 - Who would be my manager then hahahaha
Paolo Di Canio! ha!
JB26 - I might do that hahahaaha
Eric Cantona Taken To Court Over Attempted Murder!
The Court Case
R: Mr Cantona where was you on the night on the incident?
EC: I was with Karim in my office.
R: What happened?
EC: Well, Karim asked me to leave the club I said no, and then he tried to stab me twice so I pushed him accidently
R: Pushing someone off a 5 story dosen't sound accidental to me,what about you Mr Cantona?
R: We have reason to believe that this wasn't 'accidental' Mr Cantona
EC: What...How...Why
R: See, we gathered a couple of witnesses together, who say you intentionally pushed Karim Benzema off the building
EC:B...B...B...But I say it was accidental
R: Tell that to the judge!!
THE VERDICT
R: Would each jury member shout, if you find the defendant guilty or not guilty
Jury Member 1: Guilty
Jury Member 2: Guilty
Jury Member 3: Guilty
Jury Member 4: Guilty
Jury Member 5: Guilty
Judge: Well that settles it, Mr Cantona I hearby sentence you to LIFE INPRISONMENT for the attempted murder of Karim Benzema9/center
EC: NOOOOO, you can't it was an accident............
Eric Cantona Sacked As Manager Of Real Madrid
It comes as no shock to the footballing world that Eric cantona has been sacked as manager of Real Madrid Football Club. Of course, this was never in doubt as Eric was sent to prison for attempted murder on his OWN player Karim Benzema. When questioned by Marca.com club president Florentino Perez had this to say on the matter "Well I never knew that Eric Cantona was capable of something like this, but we must forget about Eric I hope to appoint a new manager in the next few days. So that's what the president had to say, so we will be looking forward to see who is the next Real Madrid manager!! Down below are odds for the new manager
Pep Guardiola 2/1 (FAV)
Roy Hodgson 3/1
Steve McLaren 4/1
Jose Mourinho 5/1
Michael Owen 7/1
David Beckham 10/1
Supert story so far and the latest updates were epic m8 
Some interesting updates here
Pele Unvield As New Real Madrid Manager
Well, it may come as a shock to some of you fans across the world. But Real Madrid have officially announced Brazilian legend Pele as their new manager. Pele, who scored 1000 goals in his career is relishing the opportunity given to him by Real Madrid. Club president had this to say on the appointment "I think Pele has everything we need here at Madrid, he shows passion, knows how to play the game, and how to lead a team to glory. Overall, I am very happy with the appointment and I hope he can bring lots of glory to Madrid". We will all hope that Pele can bring success to Madrid - which Cantona didn't for obvious reason I won't mention We wish Pele all the best with this job and hope he has a long and successful management career at Madrid!
We wish Pele all the best with this job and hope he has a long and successful management career at Madrid!
Raphaël - Thankyou so much, glad you liked the recent updates
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