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Harmison takes Hotseat
In a surprising turn of events, ex-cricketer Steve Harmison has took up the job of Manager at Newcastle United. The 34 year old retired from cricket last year, and while public thought he had settled down to retirement, he in fact was studying coaching qualifications. Harmison is a known NUFC fanatic, which leads on from Mike Ashley's previous statement, telling Media he was looking for a fan favorite. However, he evidently lacks experience.
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Harmison met with Journalists today to discuss the details of his 1-year contract, which Ashley announced "will be renewed, if requirements are met." It was revealed that he would be given a relatively small budget of 7 million due to the 6 signings before his appointment.
Journalist: "Morning, Steve, Congratulations on getting the Job."
Harmison: "Thanks, It's been a dream of mine for some years now."
Journalist: "So, what are your short-term plans. Where do you see yourself at the end of the season?"
Harmison: "Well, I'd like to win everything we can, but I'd have to be realistic. We're looking for a top half finish again. I'd love to get either the League cup or the FA cup, but I know that is a big ask. In terms of europe, we're going to go as far as we can. Winning it wouldn't be out of the question."
Journalist: "What about long term? If your contract gets renewed, what are your ambitions."
Harmison: "That's a big if, but I am confident I can bring this club to glory. My real, long term ambition is to become a stable team that finishes in the continental spots in the league and if I can do that, I want to win the Premier League. If I am still there then? Then there is no question, the Champions League would beckon."
Journalist: "Ambitious. What are your plans in the Transfer Window?"
Harmison: "I don't plan to be too active in the transfer window, but there will be a few transactions."
Journalist: "That's about it. Thanks, and good luck."
Harmison: "Cheers."