Meeting the Players
I waltzed out of the owner’s office with a childish grin on my face. I headed on down to the training ground where the team were already practising tactics. The tactic that Moyes had taught them before he left. They looked like their build-up play was quite slow. Something that I had to change. Gary Neville greeted me on the side-lines with a clipboard in hand.
“Here” He said as he passed the paper over to me,
“These are the tactics being trained!”
I took a quick look at the tactic, it didn’t look promising. I tore up the piece of paper and took an blank piece.
“We’re not going to be needing this! Thanks Gary!”
“No problem, you’re the boss!” He walked over to his brother Phil and starting talking to him, hopefully nothing bad about me!
I called an end to the training and told the team to huddle around me. Quickly sketching a formation, I explained what they would be working on.
“Hello everyone! You may not know yet, but I am your new manager. Now, I may not be the most experienced choice, but I hope you can all accept me as one of your own!” I said, hopefully they would listen,
“Basically, I’m not a big fan of what Moyes has been teaching you, it’s not the Manchester United way. I want to implement fast-paced attacking football, with lots of wing-play. Now, sorry to Valencia, Nani and Young, but I won’t be using you. I just don’t think that you’re Manchester United quality! I mean no offence to you Luis and Antonio, you’re both talented players, but I feel that you’re too inconsistent. And… Ashley, you’re… just crap! This means that I will be bringing in new wingers, but I will be relying on Wilfried and Adnan to perform. I hope that this isn’t putting too much pressure on you. But anyway, the point is, I want you to start practising this 3-5-2 formation. I will photocopy everyone a copy now! Any questions?”
“Yes I do!” Ashley Young raised his hand,
“Why do you think I’m crap?”
“You just are, maybe if you put more effort into your performances, and stopped diving, you would be better! Anyone else?”
“Yeah, me!” Patrice Evra stuck his arm in the air,
“You aren’t using full-backs in your formations, what about me, Rafael, Fabio and Alexander?”
“You will all be put on the transfer list, sorry, I will be talking to all of you more privately tomorrow. So we will discuss it then! I’ll be off now to photocopy the tactic!”
Tactic