Maundy March/Awful April
March starts in an OK fashion, a draw V a good
Leicester team, and then the lads treat me to a birthday win !
We play pretty well too - with
Newcastle sitting below us, it was a must win!!
An expected loss to
Arsenal , then the month finished with an unexpected point V Everton after playing some dreary stuff again gets me some points before a tricky looking April
You'll notice from the below though , we are still heavily relying on
Mr Wood, Edouard
is not cutting it at the minute... Not ideal
with 5 to go - again like season one, Im back in a relegation battle, but thankfully play some of the teams around me in the last month so anything from hard games Vs
Liverpool, Spurs and City is a bonus.
First half of April pans out as I expect, with a sole Point Vs City my only crumb of comfort. ... and it was a last minute.com all out attack for that bloody one too!
with
5 to go .... This is it ....
Norwich and Sheff Utd, If Win them both I'm safe (Or near as dammit)
If I draw its bad
If I lose its
unthinkable
This battle is made a bit more difficult without
James Maddison ...... who is not hitting anywhere near the heights I'd expected, I play him in centre Midfield, but he just doesn't seem to be working
We sneak past Norwich - and I mean sneak,.... Like you do on the way in to bed when you get back from the pub... ah the pub, remember those, as fond, but as distant a memory as signing
Freddy Adu or
Cherno samba - anyway ... .Back to Norwich -
We draw
0-0 V Sheff Utd - Not ideal but I'll take 1pt over none !!
The table looks like this with three to go - two of those three being
STOKE AND BOURNEMOUTH
I lose V
Southampton Meaning I need to beat either of Bournemouth or Stoke to have fate in my own hands.
I gee us up, take training and rev the full squad up, "We beat Bournemouth, we're safe, DO YOUR JOBS LADS"
Oh F*CK
I give the team the silent treatment and cancel all training over the weekend and Monday, I can't face these clowns, there mugging me off, what can I do, thankfully results go in my favour and it works out its a straight shootout between us and
Stoke
Rubbing salt into my wounds, Rovers are up.... aah this rate I won't be playing them next season either !!
We get back to training and I have a team meeting, - open forum, I ask the lads what can we do to survive, its my F*cking Job on the line here - everyone gets behind me,
Chris Wood however has been p*ss poor, So I'm going to entrust Edouard to save me, he has to show some fight and he wants to be here!!!
Oh well ,
WOODY, - its up to you