The Return of The Croatian General

“Two nil down, four two up. Igor Biscan wrapped it up, and he didn’t know what to do when he scored the goal, Igor Biscan’s our hero” Eeeegor!!! ……

'Liverpool was made for me and I was made for Liverpool.'

News Conference aboard Igor Biscan’s yacht in the Middle East:

J- Journalist ( Charlotte Jackson from Sky Sports)

IB- Igor Biscan
KD- Kenny Dalglish

J- What do you think of the clubs recent events ?

KD- It has been very hard but I am relieved that we got it sorted out and I am proud to be the new chairman

IB- It has been challenging I was given a contract under false promises but I am happy to work under such a legend

J- Igor what does managing at a club mean to you?

IB- To quote Kenny “ I had to know if I could make it somewhere else. I did not want to go through the rest of my life wondering what might have been without putting myself to the test.”

KD- very good Igor

J- What sort of budget will you be giving Igor ?

KD- He will be getting 4 or 5 million and we will give more in January the club has a very good young squad but we will not jusge him if wants to sell any players

IB- That’s better than the other owners and there are one or two players that I’ll be showing the door to , ones that don’t show the passion that the likes of Barnsey Carra Gerrard and Alonso showed


J- Igor do you have a message for the fans ?

IB'The fans were made for Liverpool and the Spirit of Shankly was made for the Fans'


J- What are your aims for the season ?

KD- We have asked him to take the club back where they belong back to the Champions League anything else will be a bonus the cups arent important this year.

“Two nil down, four two up. Igor Biscan wrapped it up, and he didn’t know what to do when he scored the goal, Igor Biscan’s our hero” Eeeegor!!! ……

Biscan’s Transfer List

Igor Biscan has faxed all managers part of the LMA his players that are surplus to requirements these are:

Andy Carroll : 18 Million

Joe Allen: 10 Million

Jose Enrique: 9 Million

Stewart Downing: 8.5 Million
Jay Spearing: 6 million


Danny Wilson: 4 Million

Micheal Ngoo: 3 Million

Peter Gulacsi: Free

Brad Jones: Free

Bringing in just under £50 Million for the Croatian

“Two nil down, four two up. Igor Biscan wrapped it up, and he didn’t know what to do when he scored the goal, Igor Biscan’s our hero” Eeeegor!!! ……

Mass clear Out by Biscan

Igor Biscan the new manager has sold players within his first three weeks at the club bringing in a total of Million to spend.



The most notable of these is Lucas Leiva , who flew on to the season after Xabi Alonso's departure to Real Madrid a few months later meant Lucas was now an integral part of the team - and he seemed to relish his new found responsibility. The Brazilian was voted our Young Player of the Season for 2009-10, proof of how far he'd come in the eyes of Kopites.
The following season, with Kenny Dalglish now at the helm, the likeable anchorman signed a new long-term contract before going one better than the previous year by winning the fans' Player of the Season.
Now one of the first names on the teamsheet for Brazil, he featured in the Copa America 2011 - but it ended miserably for the Liverpool man when he earned a red card during a quarter-final defeat to Paraguay.Back in England, Lucas's performances just kept getting better in 2011-12 and he was now regarded as one of the Premier League's finest midfielders, but his campaign ended cruelly in November when he suffered an anterior cruciate ligament injury to his knee during a Carling Cup victory at Stamford Bridge.

Others players sold are:

Andy Carroll: 18.5 Million, Arsenal
Andre Wisdom: 6.5 Milion Arsenal
Danny Wilson: 3.4 million Spurs
Dani Pacheco: 2.9 Million , Osasuna
John Flanagan: 3.1 Million, Monaco
Ryan McLaughlin: 500K , Notts County

Bringing in 48 Million Pounds of Transfer Money to improve the squad

“Two nil down, four two up. Igor Biscan wrapped it up, and he didn’t know what to do when he scored the goal, Igor Biscan’s our hero” Eeeegor!!! ……

Triple Buy by Biscan

Igor Biscan has recruited three vibrant and young players to add to his Liverpool squad these being , marc andre ter Stegen (9 Million) Yohan Cabaye (15 Million) and Havard Nordtveit (5.25 Million).



Earlier this week Yohan said when asked if he counted on remaining at St. James' Park, the France international, who signed a five-year deal when he joined Alan Pardew's side in 2011, said: "For the moment, yes. There's one game left, we're going to try and finish well before the holidays. With regards a transfer, I have agents who take care of that aspect of things.
"[PSG] are a big club with a great project. But I've been playing in the Premier League for the last two years. I feel good here. I would be happy to continue in England."

While The independent broke this story yesterday : Liverpool are reportedly tracking Borussia Munchengladbach defender Havard Nordtveit. Formerly on Arsenal's books, the Norwegian international failed to break into the first team at the Emirates but since departing has become a mainstay in the Munchengladbach team and has been putting in some impressive displays in the Bundesliga. Would likely cost in excess of £5m.

“Two nil down, four two up. Igor Biscan wrapped it up, and he didn’t know what to do when he scored the goal, Igor Biscan’s our hero” Eeeegor!!! ……

Liverpool battered by United

Igor Biscan’s position of manager looks very insecure at the moment losing 1-0 to Chelsea in his opening league game and then being beaten 6-0 by a Van Persie styled foursome shows the lack of experience the manager has. Rumours are that Kenny Dalglish may be making a return to management and may be replacing Igor Biscan.

His signings have been very average with the signings of Yohan cabaye, Elijero Elia a dutch winger , Umtiti from Lyon remembered for his wonder strike against Spurs, marc Ter Stegen a promising but inexperienced goal keeper , Havard Nordtveit a young Norwegian footballer formerly of Arsenal and Vasilas Torosidis a greek Euro 2004 winner.

Great start mate but questionable decision to sell Lucas. He becomes a quality player in most saves and not sure Elia is the best winger you could get :p will be interesting to see where this story goes

Why did you sign Cabaye? I'll sold him from Newcastle because he wasn't putting the work in and kept shooting from miles out. I also wouldn't resign, it's only one match! Maybe your tactics aren't working for you, you should try something else out.

2013-05-29 13:12#106263 k1rups : Great start mate but questionable decision to sell Lucas. He becomes a quality player in most saves and not sure Elia is the best winger you could get :p will be interesting to see where this story goes

It was a debatable one that one but gave me funds to by Cabaye and Elia was just a hunch

2013-05-29 13:18#106265 mattgullidge : Why did you sign Cabaye? I'll sold him from Newcastle because he wasn't putting the work in and kept shooting from miles out. I also wouldn't resign, it's only one match! Maybe your tactics aren't working for you, you should try something else out.

cabaye was great on my old Porto save and ive switched to 4-3-1-2 now which is helping

“Two nil down, four two up. Igor Biscan wrapped it up, and he didn’t know what to do when he scored the goal, Igor Biscan’s our hero” Eeeegor!!! ……

Biscan’s Buying Philosophy

Liverpool FC have completed 22 Deals this summer here they are In full:

Transfers In

Elijero Elia , Bremen, £16 million:


Ganso Sao Paulo, £16 Million:


Yohan Cabaye, Newcastle £15.25 Million:


Samuel Umtiti, Lyon £10.25 Million


Marc ter Stegen, Gladbach 9.5 million:


Havard Nordtveit, Gladbach, 5.75 million:


Vasilis Torosidis 525K P/EX (Joe Allen) Roma :



Mateo Kovacic, Loan, Inter:

Transfers Out

Andy Carroll: Arsenal 18 Million

Lucas: Athletico Madrid 11.75 Million

Jonjo Shelvey: spurs 8.75 Million

Jose Enrique: Werder Bremen: 7.25 Million

Andre Wisdom: Arsenal, 6.5 million

Jordan Henderson: Totenham, £6 Million

Danny Wilson: Totenham 3.4 Million

Stewart Downing Dortmund, 3.2 Million

John Flanagan: Monaco, 3.1 Million

Dani Pacheco: Osasuna, 2.9 Million

Suso: Osasuna, 2.5 Million

Ryan McLaughlin: Notts County , 525 K

Peter Gulasci: Released

Micheal Ngoo: Tamworth, Loan

Some of the players you sold are worth way more and are worth even more to you if you kept them haha but it will be interesting to see how you do now mate! Lots of players in and out will make for an interesting season. Good luck

2013-05-29 13:57#106280 k1rups : Some of the players you sold are worth way more and are worth even more to you if you kept them haha but it will be interesting to see how you do now mate! Lots of players in and out will make for an interesting season. Good luck

I was concerened about the wage bill finally got my first win against Swansea

“Two nil down, four two up. Igor Biscan wrapped it up, and he didn’t know what to do when he scored the goal, Igor Biscan’s our hero” Eeeegor!!! ……

June – August Update: Progression and Transfers

Their were no games until 26 July when Liverppol travelled to Portugal to play Martimo where it finished 0-0 while the return leg the following week went to extra time where a Luis Suarez last minute penalty won Biscan his first game in charge and celebrated in the rain by doing a 30 foot knee slide in front of the Kop.



The month of August saw lose 2 out of 3 Premier League games leaving them 17th in the league after being outplayed by a Mata inspired Chelsea and absolutely slaughtered by a Van Persie Riot when the Dutchman scored 4 as United won 6-0. The last game of the month resulted in a 3-0 thanks to a double by Luis Suarez and a Martin Skrtel volley, the change to 4-3-1-2 really paid off for Igor and his army of generals. Liverpool also advanced to the group stages of the Europa League winning 4-0 on aggregate against Apollon Limassol

I am absolutely horrified that you sold Lucas and Allen and for that shite amount, but anyway, I will continue to follow. Yohan Cabaye looks like a decent replacement and Ter Stegen will be fantastic for Liverpool.

Good luck.

Poor transfer window there could of bought better buys than Ganso and Elia, Niang and Balotelli would of been nice