'Nobody' Joshua Bean Is Hired!
A move that has shocked all Southport fans to there very core. The club announced on it's official website that they have hired Joshua Bean as their new manager. The statement on the website is as follows.
"Southport F.C. are pleased to announce that Joshua Bean has signed a contract making him the new manager of our football team. We admit that we have been in disarray so far this summer but we fully believe that this managerial option is a very shrewd and intelligent decision." He has shown us his credentials from the video game football manager and he has won multiple champions leagues with relatively poor teams when he started with them. I also very much admired his work with the fictional manager Ryker Jensen. Bean also impressed us in his recent interview for the job and we have decided to give him a one year contract."
Joshua Bean was born on the 24th of October 1986 making him 25 years old. He is from Wellingborough in Northamptonshire. These are going to be hard times for Joshua as he has now entered a cauldron of hate and fury from the Southport fans who are still enraged by the boards recent actions. Bean has it all to prove.