The boss arrives into a room full of familiar faces
"Welcome Ole… how are you?"
"Good job Ole"
"You have done well Ole"
"You all know why we are here…don't you?"
"Yes we do…"
"Good… let's get down to business"
"We need to start by covering your tracks… If the police find out you will be jailed for life"
"Hahaha… what do you take me for? I have done more than cover my tracks…"
"In that case we can move straight onto the next problem… David Moyes"
"I have also sorted that out… let's just say that police will be after him soon"
The An evil grin takes its place upon Ole's face
"What did you do?"
"What do you think I did… let's just say his fingerprints are all over the crime scene"
"Hahaha… I never doubted someone as genius as you"
"But there is a problem… I may need to keep a low profile so we need someone else to take over the managerial role"
"I will do it…"
"Yes…perfect choice. I will give you a few weeks for you to select your backroom staff and then we can discuss who to bring onto the board."
"Is that it boss?"
"Not quite… we still have the small problem of buying Manchester United. We have to fight off the likes of the Qatari Royal Family to get the club"
"We could get a big company to buy the club…"
"Then we don't own it do we"
"You should have asked the Glazers to lower the price… where are we going to find 1 billion pounds from"
"We will find a way… we have got this far…."