The day after...
11PM
We arrived at Edgely Park and no-one said a word. Not even John Kerr, who was usually really scared of this sort of shit. Sheppard, Pauker, Justice, Seni and Zapdos were there. Justice was holding a tray with four green glass bottles on it.
"Oh, hello, gentlemen!" Sheppard said when he saw us, "Please, take a drink..."
"No, we're okay, thank you," I said.
"Please drink..." he said.
I began to realise that it was an order, not an offer. I took mine. The lads followed.
The liquid tasted strangely like Oraldine mixed in with Chang Beer. It was the first time I'd tasted something alcoholic in ages.
Just then, my head started spinning , and I fell to the ground.
Whatever that liquid was, it definitely not a mixture of mouthwash and beer. It was a drug.
I don't know when
I DON'T KNOW WHEN!!!
I woke up in an underground car park, tied up to the lads. Sheppard, Pauker and Justice were present. I was surprised to find that Seni and Zapdos weren't there, but then I realised. Two of the lads weren't missing. The other 2 people were Seni and Zapdos. Where were Liam and John Kerr?
"Where are Liam and John Kerr?" I asked.
"John Kerr is standing outside. He works for us now. The other guy, Liam or whatever his name was, is dead," said Justice.
"What? Liam is dead?" John Eastbound asked. He was shocked.
"He didn't have the drink. So we killed him."
We were stuck. John Kerr is a cunt. Liam is dead. We had two new Lads, but it wouldn't be the same.
And how the fuck were we meant to escape? No-one had a knife of any sort, and Sheppard, Justice and Pauker were there. We would have to stand up and get out when we were all tied together. We looked like complete twats.
2013-11-26 05:51#146103 Pauker :
lul, love this continue!
Well, it'll be an FM story again soon! After I kill half of Kansas!
Later...
After Sheppard, Pauker and Justice went off to get some coffee...
We got up and left the car park looking like complete twats.
It turned out that we were in America. Kansas, to be exact. Kansas was where we were imprisoned. We went into this branch of Walmart to ask for help (we were still joined together) and for something to eat.
"How did you guys end up like this anyway?" asked the shop assistant.
"Don't ask!" Said Zapdos.
"Too late; I already did!" The shop assistant replied.
Oh, she was a cheeky one! She even pulled out a gun because we refused to say who we were! We ended up having to stab her in the back with the scissors she used to cut the bindings! Luckily, she took us to a storage room to cut the bindings, but there was still one witness. We also had to kill this one witness (another woman with a gun) and destroy a security camera to make sure we got away! We also stole a packet of doughnuts and some frozen beefburgers. All in all, it was a successful trip to the supermarket.
2013-11-30 23:46#147078 Louis O. :
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Yep. We stole some doughnuts and burgers, killed two people and destroyed a security camera at the supermarket!
Fuck me, the security system at Walmart in Kansas is bad. Nothing has come up on the news about those two women dying, so, as far as we know, they haven't even discovered the bodies.
But there was some bad news, however. Sheppard, Kerr and Pauker were armed and looking for us. Justice had been executed by the police for firing a gun at a shop window. Stupid cunt.
We had also acquired a car; it was a Chevrolet Aveo (we were given it for $50 by some bloke who couldn't stand it), so it was shit, but it did the job. We saw Sheppard & Co. in a Starbucks as we were driving past. But they didn't see us.
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Just in case you didn't know, the people in this story, living or dead, don't actually exist. OR DO THEY?
Please, don't tell the Kansas Police Department as we would like to kill Pauker, Kerr and Sheppard ourselves. Thanks!
We were just having a little drive-around; looking for somewhere to spend the night. We eventually found a hotel that kind of reminded me of the TravelLodge. In other words, it was more expensive than the Premier Inn but shit compared to it. We ended up having to sleep on the sofas in the foyer as we didn't have the money to pay for it. We are greeted with the English football news the next day, and we find out that Accrington Stanley have massively defied the odds and absolutely DESTROYED League Two. Yeovil Town were the second League team to be promoted and they also defied the odds by getting into the Premier League! We are also top of League One but we haven't yet been promoted.
Sunderland have been relegated from the Premier League after doing shit. Salford Manchester United could soon join them as they were stupid and employed Steve Kean as their successor to David Moyes. Leeds, Blackburn and Millwall were relegated from the Championship, and Leyton Orient have been relegated from League One.
We are lucky not to encounter The Powers That Be (they insist that people call them that) when on the streets that day.
We can't find anywhere to stay, so we're driving around at night where we find this old KFC that was closed a couple of months back and relocated down the road a bit because the rent was too high. Anyway, we go in, and we find Pauker, Sheppard and Kerr in there; in sleeping bags on the floor. They were all asleep. Seni pulled out a knife and plunged it into Kerr's neck. The others awoke but they hadn't noticed us or the fact that Kerr was dead.
I hate to admit it, but when we were leaving, I almost cried. I had 3 friends, 3 best friends, and two of them had been killed. But at least they died in their home country. We slept in the car. I went to sleep without saying a word.
Liking this story, nice last update too
Good luck with the season
