We decided to take a long trip to NYC to stay incognito. We had killed three people in Kansas.

As we couldn't afford to stay anywhere, we decide to kip in a subway.

Sheppard left a voice message on my mobile.

"We give up! We're heading east New York! However, if you follow us there, we WILL kill you." He said.

We're never going to win with these bastards, are we?

We could tell that Sheppard already KNEW that we were here, as we were approached by two men wearing masks. One was fat and the other one was quite short.

"What do you want?" asked Seni.
"We told you not to come here," the fat one said, "we warned you, and we will therefore have to kill you."

The short one, however, pulled out a syringe and stabbed us with it; one by one. The bastard had drugged us again.

How many fucking times are we going to be transported across the Atlantic?

Yes, we're back on Merseyside! I woke up in the back of a van, bound to the others. We ended up having to leave looking like complete twats again whilst Sheppard & Pauker went off for a coffee.
We even got someone at Tesco to cut the bindings! She didn't ask any awkward questions, so we let her go. We went back to the van after buying some Castrol oil and a lighter from Tesco. We poured the oil on top of the van, and hid inside. Pauker returned, but there was still no sign of Sheppard. Zapdos turned the lighter on. We left the van, and ran. Zapdos threw the lighter at the van. It landed on top, therefore lighting the oil.
Pauker shouted "What the f-"
The van exploded before he could finish. Pauker had met a fiery death.
"Well, that went well, didn't it?" It was the first time that Johnny Eastbound had spoken for ages.
"Yeah," I began, "We just have to kill Sheppard now!"

We'll be back into football very soon.

This is... different, to say the least

2013-12-12 20:40#149010 AlexTHFC : This is... different, to say the least

I don't normally kill members of this site, honest!
Having said that, I haven't seen Akash in a while...

We called the police about the van, just so they didn't suspect us. A *cough* man-lady on the streets stopped us. It was this person from London called Alex.
"Hello, do you know the way to Tesco?" (S)he said.
"Yeah, it's the first turn on your left," I said, "Be careful though; someone seems to have blown up a van. We'll go with you if you like."
"Great, thanks, I need someone to help with the shopping."

When we got back to Tesco, we were in the car park when this guy (his name was Naveed) told us that "WE SHALL NOT PASS!"
He was arrested later that day, but released. Alex turned out to be Naveed's wife. I'm now very scared. For a while, I was more worried about those two than I was about Sheppard.

*blows kiss*

2013-12-12 21:08#149020 AlexTHFC : *blows kiss*

*gets even more scared*

I'm not dead guys, I'm very much alive.

2013-12-12 21:09#149023 Pauker : I'm not dead guys, I'm very much alive.

*cough* LIES! *cough*

THE SEASON HAS FINISHED!*

*Despite all this, we kept our jobs.

I'll just tell you how everyone did...

Barclays Premier League

1st: Arsenal (C)
2nd: Manchester City
3rd: Everton
4th: Chelsea
18th: Sunderland (R)
19th: Fulham (R)
20th: West Ham United (R)

Sky Bet Championship

1st: Yeovil Town (C)
2nd: Watford (P)
Promoted via play-offs: Blackpool
22nd: Millwall (R)
23rd: Blackburn Rovers (R)
24th: Leeds United (R)

Sky Bet League One

1st: Tranmere Rovers (C)
2nd: Carlisle United (P)
Promoted via play-offs: Oldham Athletic
21st: Sheffield United (R)
22nd: Wolverhampton Wanderers (R)
23rd: Colchester United (R)
24th: Leyton Orient (R)

Sky Bet League Two

1st: Accrington Stanley (C)
2nd: Fleetwood Town (P)
3rd: Bristol Rovers (P)
Promoted via play-offs: Mansfield Town
23rd: Northampton Town (R)
24th: Torquay United (R)

Skrill National

1st: Forest Green Rovers (C)
Promoted via play-offs: Grimsby Town

I can't really be arsed to do the rest, so, that's your lot.

Everton third? well...tht's odd!

2013-12-13 22:23#149206 AAN : Everton third? well...tht's odd!

Well... United lost 5-1 & 3-1 to them; and Liverpool lost 3-0 and 2-0, so...

But Tranmere destroyed The Orient 8-1 & 10-0!

Today, we saw Alexandra again. It (I now use that as an alternative to {S}he) was crying.
"Alex, what's wrong?" John Eastbound asked it.
"Naveed... Naveed broke up with me!" It replied.
"That's terrible!"
"I know! He found out that I was a man!"

We ran away. We saw Naveed, and he was with a few of his mates.
"Did you break up with Alexandra?" I asked him.
"Yes," Naveed began, "It's actually a man."
"Thank you!" I said, "He was really freaking me out!"
"Yeah,us lot are going to be out all night trying to get di- pussy, I meant pussy!"

We ran away again. We saw Sheppard on his own in Costa Coffee.

Yeah, amazingly, we still have our jobs. We went through some pre-season matches. Here is what they were.

Braintree Town 0-3 Tranmere Rovers

We had two good goals not given and we missed a penalty. Should have been six. It really should.

Tranmere Rovers 6-1 Liverpool

Liverpool played a weak team and Luis Suarez. He got them the goal. BUT WE SCORED SIX!

That's it so far. We're doing well.