Live Match Coverage of Sydney FC vs Newcastle Jets
- “And that concludes our preview. Fozz, who’s your pick?”
Craig Foster- “As much as I’d like to think the Jets can rally around Lodovico, Sydney are just too strong. 2-0 for me.”
- “You heard it here folks. Now we cross to our commentary team at Allianz Stadium with Spider Kalac and David Basheer-----
Screens across the country go black, then a picture slowly makes its way into focus. Standing in front of a camera, in his bedroom, is Neal Hasan.
“Hi Australia! Thought I might bring you the coverage of this game myself. Now where the hell is the TV remote……”
Meanwhile, SBS frantically tries to regain control but fails, and this ‘Neal’ is going to be televised across the nation.
“OK, there’s kick-off. Heskey passes to someone-or-other, who passes to someone else I don’t know. Oh look! There’s Del Piero, I know 2 players on the pitch!
“Goodwin, yes, Craig Goodwin to the take the free kick. He’s about 45 yards away. He’ll look to get it onto Heskey’s big fat head. Oh wait. Oh crap! This is going close! One of the Newcastle players has taken the keeper out, no foul, and its 1-0
Newcastle!!!!!!! Goodwin scores!
“Del Piero with the through-ball to his teammate, hes got the goal at his mercy!.....- OK, how the f**k did he miss that?”
“The captain passed it out wide to the right winger, he’s sprinting past his opponent. He’s swung a cross in, and it’s HESKEY WITH THE TOEPOKE!!!! What an amazing 5 minutes for the Jets!! 2-0
“I certainly did not see this coming, and I don’t even follow the A-League. The Jets have been amazing! One goal was an absolute fluke, but the other was a great team move. Let’s hope the match continues to this kind of standard.
“Good interception, he goes inboard, a good overlap by the right winger who’s already gotten an assist, he swings it again, HESKEY, HESKEY!.... oh no! He hits the upright!”
“It’s a triangle of passes, Heskey to the captain to another bloke back to Heskey, he’s through and onside, GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! Heskey with the brace, 3-0
“And that’s the game folks! Newcastle have stunned Sydney to win 3-0, thanks to some heroics by the one and only Emile Heskey! Now for my post-ga-----“
The screens go black again. SBS have finally regained control.
I can’t believe it. We did it. We went to Sydney, and demolished the league leaders. It was amazing to watch, amazing to be a part of. Craig Goodwin scored the flukiest goal, and Emile was just Emile. Legen-wait for it.
We stay in 8th position, and hopefully we can rise up and get into the finals by the end of the season.
A-League Award Winner
Young Player of the Month
Versatile right sided player Andrew Hoole has wowed fans and coaches this month and has duly won the Young Player of the Month award. Hoole began the month as a wing back, but when I changed formation he made a quick and easy transition to right winger. In his 3 games there, he got ratings of 7.3, 8.7 and 8.1 and also got 4 assists.
Player of the Month
I swear I am going to run out of Heskey images to use. In the 5 games he’s played this month, he’s kicked 4 goals and assisted 1, picking up 2 MOTM along the way. His presence his amazing, once he’s in the box he’s a threat. Need this every single month!
On The Horizon
Next month we have some very winnable games, beginning with the bottom team in Melbourne Victory. Can we continue this form? We’ll see in December.
Now for your input. Is there anything you think I should add for detail? I’m looking to make this as detailed as possible, any suggestion’s a good suggestion.