Gary Linkerer - "Ladies and gentleman, tonight you are going to see the final showdown between Jose Mourinho and Darius Xavier before their teams take on each other in 24 hours time. This match will be historic. This match will shred tears. This match could break hearts. We have witnessed some great UEFA Champions League finals such as Liverpool vs. A.C. Milan, but nothing compares to the stakes that this match has. The match is as follows, Darius Xavier's Feyenoord side will be defending his UEFA Champions League title against Jose Mourinho's Chelsea side. This isn't an ordinary final however, this rivalry as been developing for over a year and has come down to the conditions. Due to the controversy of a character like Darius Xavier, the FA had revoked his admission to the English Premier League. Jose Mourinho after losing to Darius Xavier a year early wanted to seek redemption as he may never get to face the man that calls himself 'The Conqueror' decides to negotiate with Blatter. If Jose Mourinho defeated Darius Xavier after the UEFA Champions League than Darius Xavier would be banned from English football. Darius Xavier feeling this is unfair, wanted to Mourinho to put something on the line, his career. Yes folks. If Jose Mourinho wins tomorrow night, he will stop Darius Xavier from returning to England, he will capture his third European championship and he will save his career. We have both managers in the building right now and we will be beginning with Jose Mourinho's opening statement."
Jose Mourinho - "Last year, I told every single person that listened that I needed to win that match, and I failed. People like Darius Xavier, does not know what that does to a man Linkerer. It makes you feel worthless. Darius Xavier was responsible for my collapse. An entire year of my existence was destroyed. Them matches sent my life into a tail-spin, both professionally and personally. Professionally, we finished 5th this season and personally, it affected my relationship with my wife, we were divorced shortly after the defeat. It's because I could not get over my obsession with the fact that I failed. My opening statement is simple. I have accomplished every single goal in my entire career, except you, Darius Xavier. This is more than just a UEFA title to me, this is a shot at redemption. I have been gifted a second chance to right the biggest wrong of my life."
Darius Xavier - "I hate to break it to you Jose. But you ain't get redemption, your getting put in a retirement home. There is only one manager that Darius wanted to face in this final and that manager was you. Jose, nobody has your passion, your drive, your fire, your will to win. It will give me the full enjoyment of watching you piss it all away for your ego. Last year, I promised the world that I would win the UEFA Champions League, and I did. There is no accolade on this earth, that is more deeply ingrained in my blood. If it means watching you retire to keep this title, than so be it."
Jose Mourinho - "Linkerer, this is what I believe in. You work hard, you show up on time, you stay loyal to those that support you, you respect friends and enemies. That's my stance. Here I am, that's worked almost 20 years, trying to build this. That's what I want as my legacy. A guy like Darius, just wants to destroy everything that I've worked my life to build."
Darius Xavier - "Now I would like to interrupt and give a message to the children out there. The children are the reason why I am being banned from being England, I have a message for you. Your heroes, they fight for their own selfish vanity and greed. Look at Jose here, 'hey kids, all praise me to the virtues of working hard!'. Who am I to say that? Jose Mourinho, you remind me of one of those incredibly bred horses. It races and it wins, and it wins again. The people, the fans, the children they cheer for that. Just remember Jose, you are the one with everything to lose."
Jose Mourinho - "I am afraid of you Darius and your team. But I believe in everything I've done, everything I stand for and everything I will do. Tomorrow, we will fight for my career."
Darius Xavier - "Your career dies tomorrow.".