Manchester United: The Red Horsemen

"We have done everything you have asked boss"

"Yeah... Woodward ran off like a kid and the Glazers have relocated halfway across the world"

Boss:"What about Moyes"

"He is stubborn... we don't know what to do with him"

Boss:"Did you ask him to join us"

"Join us... why would we want him to join us"

Boss:"I said did you ask him to join us? Answer the question!!!"

"No boss...sorry now we didn't"

Boss:"Why"

"It didn't cross our minds... sorry"

Boss:"Incompetent fools"

"Sorry boss... we are all really sorry"

"When do we get paid?"

Boss:"You didn't do as I asked... why should you be paid?"

"We removed the Glazers from their positions... and we took out Woodward too"

Boss:"May I ask how exactly..."

"We are the members of Anonymous... that was enough"

Boss:"Anonymous... hahahaha. Don't tell me you went in there dressed as Guy Fawkes and tried to scare them"

"We did exactly that... we used our own identities to get the jobs done...and it worked"

Boss:"Idiots... I should never have got a bunch of teenage hackers to do the job for me"

"But you did… an now you owe us"

Boss:"I owe you nothing... now leave!!!"

"We won't leave until you pay us..."

Boss:"You will do as I say... now get out of my way"

"There are 20 of us and one of you... what are you going to do"

Boss:"They don't call me the Baby Faced Assassin for no reason"


Boss:"Anonymous.... hahahaha"

Boss:"Now the real work begins... first we need a new identity"

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