Jun 1st, 2011.
Another cold day here in Siberia. It is now 6 months, since the fatal fireworks-accident in Italy, where I killed Berlusconi, The Pope and a donkey called Nicky Minaj with a clusterbomb made of fireworks.
I'm still sad that my upcoming career of an AS Roma manager came to a stop, even before I won my first Serie A title. My running away was quick enough, and the police haven't found me yet. I'm not sure how the world reacted, I'm not reading any papers. I only read you, my dear Diary, because I have only you, here in my Iglo in Siberia.
I hope I get a letter from my uncle in Northern Ireland when Vladimir brings me my weekly supply of food. I asked him if he could look towards a job in football for me in his area, so I can get some money.
Speak to your soon, Diary.
Jun 14th, 2011
Vladimir came 1 week late, due the blizzard that was raging through Siberia. Luckely I had some food stashed, and was I able to shoot a moose, so I had a new cloak, a bunch of food, and a new coathanger. Couldn't blame poor Vlad for not showing up, as the cold would have freezed his other ball off.
I was very happy with the letter I got: he found a job as a manager by Killymoon Rangers. He has given me 1000 euro's for the trip, which I should repay him when I've got the money.
I'm gonna take the first flight to Dublin, from there he will pick me up and I will meet the staff and the director.
Speak to you later, Diary.
June 19th, 2012
Damn, what a small club is Killymoon United. They want me to make sure the don't relegate this season, with a squad which is far from decent. I am gonna scout the local youth, because this seems nowhere. Sadly I don't have any wagebudget left, except those 3 silly Euro's where I will get my weekly hamburger from. They haven't heard of the word transferbudget, so I'm gonna have a shitty start.
With those 85 euro's a week I need another job, just to keep alive, so I'm currently running a simple mafia-site with a lot of commercials, so I keep alive.
Now diary, I won't talk to you the upcoming weeks, I need to get my team in order first, otherwise I won't have a job for much longer.