Diary Entry 8
February 11th, 2012.
Dear Diary,
I've missed you, because I lost you. You were stolen by a hairy grey gorilla called Craig, who had taken it, and tried to read and rape you, just like Roger from Family Guy. Poor little thingy, you were probably scared to dead, I will make sure that will never happen again. I asked my friends Pepe, Heskey and Materazzi to look after you, so you should be save.
In the meantime my job went on. Under cheering of Mr "1-Ball" Vlad, The Mayors Girls and The local Dogcenter, we played a whopping 9 matches, Diary. First we had 3 matches for the league, and we won 2: Annagh and Coagh were easy preys, we scored as many goals as we got points, and we scored them easier than Craig picks up a girl. The 3rd match was an unfortunate loss. You know: X-mas and than playing a match isn't the best thing, and we lost 0-1 against Wakehurst. Our first loss, mainly because everyone was still afraid of their mothers-in-law and my rage of missing you.
Than we had 5 cupmatches for 4 different cups. I'd like to drink, but so many in a short time is a bit harsh for the boys, and they played according to the situation reasonable well. Dunnagon was the opponent in the Irish Cup (Soccer, not drinking), and we drew 1-1. We needed a rematch, and we lost them in extra time at 3-2. Goodbye Irish cup, hello Irish pint.
Dunnagon was also the opponent in the 1/4 final of the Mid Ulster Cup, and my boys were vengefull. They had barely a chance, and we kicked their butt with 3-0. Afterwards kicking wasn't the only thing we've done to their players, as Vlad and the Mayors Daughters came with us to support.
H&W Welders' manager wasn't that good of smithing a complete team. The evening before the match I went to the local theatre, and I seeing the new James Bond Movie. I thought the name of that movie was Skyfall, and that movie was exactly like: Hard, enough shots, a few good fucks here and then, Some razorblades, a few fights, and an explosion of goals: 00-7 was the final standing, a nice win from us.
Last 2 matches was against Churchill United (Intermediate Cup) and Sports and leisure. Both were won by my Boys, and after the last match we spotting the gorilla. First we were thinking of a sasquatch, but those have some human intelligence. we were hunting it down the whole county, and after pumping some lead into his rear he finally went down, where Akash pumped something else in it at the interrogation later on.
But hey Diary. I've got you(r) back, and I won't lose ya again. Speak to you soon!
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Good work Michael
