Killymoon Rangers: To Infinity And Beyond

began streaking during the league match.. hahah glenn is a wild guy haha

great story keep it up ;D

PARTY!!!!!!!!

It was a cold thursdaynight, in the house of Michael de la Parra. Trying not to write about inflateable goats, Naked dogs, Grey Gorilla's, Rapes given by certain footballers of talking about drugaddicts, he failed big time. Making a whole story, about some cock-hungry travestites, Mayors daughters and some videoshoots, It was greeted greatly by the community.

THANK YOU GUYS FOR 1K VIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

WOWWWW!!!! PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG!!
Great story mate You deserve hell lot more than 1k May you reach the 20k I had with Milan

Looks like Glenn got it worse than me!

Michael, if we ever meet irl, this would happen:


p.s. I'm the yellow one

I have the 50th Reply

Tonight will be an update.

2012-12-06 17:46#71198 mdlp1991 :

PARTY!!!!!!!!

It was a cold thursdaynight, in the house of Michael de la Parra. Trying not to write about inflateable goats, Naked dogs, Grey Gorilla's, Rapes given by certain footballers of talking about drugaddicts, he failed big time. Making a whole story, about some cock-hungry travestites, Mayors daughters and some videoshoots, It was greeted greatly by the community.

THANK YOU GUYS FOR 1K VIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

1000th viewer and picture taker right here

Diary Entry 13

Dec 1st, 2012

Dear Diary,

Dafuq were you doing with Andreas. That he could like your ass, OK, that's understandable. But that he was able to lick his own cum out of your ass, that wasn't acceptable. Come on. It should have been that you took the spoon out of Rookie's ass, and scraped the cum of his back, and fed it to him. But no. You needed to let him do the trick, and than that he should lick his own cum out of it. Luckely Heskey and Terry did the raping, so his star became a circle indeed.

First match we had was against Newry. Newby Andreas was instead of kicking the football, licking the balls of the opponent. Never saw such a sleepy and empty team. Problem was that we weren't awake either, probably due the amount of rohypnol in our drinks, and we drew 2-2. Next match was against Fivemiletown, which was the total lenght of dicks Andreas sucked for that weekend. It was a 3-0 win, and the points were deserved.

The third match was against Institute, and Andreas went to the screening. He passed, but we wouldn't be able to pay the bills, so he can be cockhungry for the upcoming months in Killymoon. We won 2-0, which was a nice result, and Andreas took turns to serve the whole Institute. I've heard they never had such a nice naked Danish Pinguin. 4th match was also a Cupmatch, and Kilmore United was slaughtered. First Andreas came into their showers to herass them, then they were slaughtered on the field with 8-0, and then there was still Andreas there naked in the shower, touching himself with the boxershorts from the bags. Poor guys.

In the 5th match (Coleraine, 1-0 win) and 6th (Lower Maze, 4-1 win) we let Andreas at home. Exhausted as he was after a 96 hour fuckathon with some Peruvians, some grey Gorilla's, the Mayors "Daughters", Vlad and Heskey & Co, he needed to sleep a bit. When he fell asleep on Terry's not-so-little friend, we just went on for 2 more hours and than brought him to his kennel, so he could sleep.

Have a good day, Dear Diary, I see we have the Olsen twins here, they doing a double date with the "Daughters" tonight, while I have the nightly pleasure of Doutzen Kroes.

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You've managed to catch my inner soul! Good stuff!

Wow. poor andreas Great stuff Mike

Catching up update

Mdlp1991's Diary
Dafuq-Are-You-Town
666 Dic-Kanal
South-Backlands

Hey Diary,

just keeping you updated with all the matches. I now has almost been 4 months that you are in Rehab. Andrew, Andreas and Craig are still raping it all, while Rookie is taping it all. We have seen some inflateable goats fly in the air with New Year, and We could barely stop Glenn from putting some Fireworks in his ass, so that he could sparkle like the people in Twilight.

I will give you a fixture list of the football matches and the UNWL (Underground Naked Wrestling Leagues now). Any submission is worth 1 point, every cumshot 2.


First 8 match matches and 1st round
Larne (3-1 win), Andreas vs Glenn (3-1)
Warrenpoint (4-1 win), Mark vs Randy (2-2, 1-2 after extra time)
Ballymoney Utd (5-1 win), Or vs Ejay (3-1)
H&W Welders (3-0 win), Shanked vs. Gurdit (4-0)
Ards (1-1 draw), Dragoblaze vs. Rookie (2-2, 0-3 after extra time)
Glentoran Seconds (4-0 win), Atreidas vs. whispers (3-1)
Dergview (0-2 loss), Crisrko vs. Akash (1-3)
Glebe (2-0 win), Shanked vs. tango (2-2, 1-2 after extra time)

next 4 matches and quarter finals
Bangor (1-2 loss), Andreas vs. Tango (3-1)
Portadown (4-1 win), Randy vs. Akash (0-4)
Bellinamallard utd (2-0 win), Atreidas vs Ejay (2-2, 2-1 after extra time)
Islandmagee (2-1 win), Shanked vs. Rookie (0-4)

next 2 matches and semi-finals
Cliftonville (4-0 win), Andreas vs. Akash (1-3)
Banbridge (3-1 win), Atreidas vs. Rookie (0-4)

Last match and Final:
Cliftonville (3-2 win), Akash vs. Rookie (0-4)

Of course no one was a match for Rookie, the most perverted man except the organiser. He rode everytime on a dick into the ring, which was in the final already covered with cum, from the bukkake scene the losers needed to do over the 2 finalists. After some sliding in the rests of the scene, rookie came twice in the rear-end and the front-end of Akash. Akash had no chance, and he needed from the match into therapy.

So Diary, hope to see you soon out of rehab, and we will play some matches.

"Dafuq-Are-You-Town" second line, already laughed
Loving this <3

Dafuq is wrong with you mdlp!!!
Mdlp - Gay PornStar from Brazzers

Diary Entry 15

March 12th, 2013

Dear Diary,

Glad too see you back, your back in the super awesome square shape you were before. Im not so glad you took the addict back, that was not funny. Glenn has done already a lot of backdoor damage, and he was there just there to finally get rid of his meth-, crack-, LSD-, XTC-, weed-, Hash-, Mushrooms-, and heroïn-addictions. funny was the homeless guy who always asks for change outside the hospital door, being which such puppy eyes that the just-become widows even had pity with him.

So when he came inside we needed to stash all our money in my fault, and change the code, just to make sure no-one got manipulated with his puppy-eyes, and than getting to be in the basement, where funny would give blowjobs for 25 ct a time. It will give him enough money to go to the local restaurant and eat a meal. probably because the mayors dauhters come 12 times a day.

We played a few matches, and I nailed a few trainers wifes. What Terry is for players in the Premier league, and Heskey for anyone in the Australian League am I for Northern Ireland. First Manager + wife was the one of Tobermore United. After that I said I will be funny on him when winning with less than 3 goals, I won with 4-0. funny needed to wait for his first manager, and began sucking the exhaust of the our playersbus.

When we came back to institute we bought a new player, just because we thought we needed to put the speaker in an institute: Chitchanok Xaysensourinthone. Funny didn't even dare to blow him, as he was afraid that his dick would be longer than his name. A 2-0 win, 3 stadiumspeakers and a sour throat from funny later we were happy to go home.

Our first pointless pointloss was against Limavady United. The 2-2 draw resulted in a punishment, and the whole team needed to see how funny was raped by FMRegen, while funny was screaming how big a dick Regen was. After saying that anyone would get a rape like this if they wouldn't win the next match, we won 3-0 against Lurgan Celtic and 3-1 against Newry.

So, now speaking after the match against Bohemians, which we won 3-2, I happy with the contributions of the team, and we are 1 win short of the league win. We are still in the Mid-Ulster Cup, the Intermediate Cup, and the All-Ireland Cup, so we maybe can grab 4 cups.

It was nice to speak to you Diary, Hope to do that soon again.

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Three girls and four cups Keep up the "Fifty Shades of Rape"