Diary Entry 15
March 12th, 2013
Glad too see you back, your back in the super awesome square shape you were before. Im not so glad you took the addict back, that was not funny. Glenn has done already a lot of backdoor damage, and he was there just there to finally get rid of his meth-, crack-, LSD-, XTC-, weed-, Hash-, Mushrooms-, and heroïn-addictions. funny was the homeless guy who always asks for change outside the hospital door, being which such puppy eyes that the just-become widows even had pity with him.
So when he came inside we needed to stash all our money in my fault, and change the code, just to make sure no-one got manipulated with his puppy-eyes, and than getting to be in the basement, where funny would give blowjobs for 25 ct a time. It will give him enough money to go to the local restaurant and eat a meal. probably because the mayors dauhters come 12 times a day.
We played a few matches, and I nailed a few trainers wifes. What Terry is for players in the Premier league, and Heskey for anyone in the Australian League am I for Northern Ireland. First Manager + wife was the one of Tobermore United. After that I said I will be funny on him when winning with less than 3 goals, I won with 4-0. funny needed to wait for his first manager, and began sucking the exhaust of the our playersbus.
When we came back to institute we bought a new player, just because we thought we needed to put the speaker in an institute: Chitchanok Xaysensourinthone. Funny didn't even dare to blow him, as he was afraid that his dick would be longer than his name. A 2-0 win, 3 stadiumspeakers and a sour throat from funny later we were happy to go home.
Our first pointless pointloss was against Limavady United. The 2-2 draw resulted in a punishment, and the whole team needed to see how funny was raped by FMRegen, while funny was screaming how big a dick Regen was. After saying that anyone would get a rape like this if they wouldn't win the next match, we won 3-0 against Lurgan Celtic and 3-1 against Newry.
So, now speaking after the match against Bohemians, which we won 3-2, I happy with the contributions of the team, and we are 1 win short of the league win. We are still in the Mid-Ulster Cup, the Intermediate Cup, and the All-Ireland Cup, so we maybe can grab 4 cups.
It was nice to speak to you Diary, Hope to do that soon again.