Dortmund: True football is yellow

2013-05-04 14:39#97534 k1rups : Not the best month but not the worst either...big fan of Shaarawy and he has some outstanding games so great buy there! Hopefully the next month can bring a few better results and the loss against benfica isnt a big deal as dortmund should be strong at home!

Yeah we should beat Benfica, those 2 goals came on El Shaarawy's debut. He hasn't been that good since but I think that's only because the whole team has been poor

Hi Lars a disappointing result last week against Benfica but can you do it?

Lars: Of course we can. This is the easy stage and we should have gone through last year. We got an easier draw this year and I am extremely confident that we can beat Benfica. We have a better squad a better manager, better backroom staff and we're just a better club overall.

So do you think you can progress after Benfica?

Lars: We are aiming to win this competition and I think this is possible.On our day we can beat any football club in the world. That is why I am confident that we can at least reach the semi final. That's a minimum. If we are knocked out before that then we don't deserve to won anything.

Sven Bender has reportedly been cheating on his girlfriend.
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The Dortmund man who is ironically called Bender was sleeping with the wife of Bayern Munich star Franck Ribery. Probably because she was sick and tired of Franck's ugly face.Having said that she is no prize pig herself. They have not revealed where they met and they are unlikely to call a press conference anytime soon. Sven's current girlfriend has decided to break up with him, unlike John Terry's misses who brought John a car for his birthday soon after his bedroom antics.Dortmund have announced that they will discipline Sven because of his disgraceful actions.

The Special one:

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Probably because she was sick and tired of Franck's ugly face

Why else?

nice twist

Couldnt agree more RIbery is so ugly

hahaha Sven Bender...good choice for this part of the story

It really comes down to who scored more goals out of Reus and Rondon and because of Reus' hat-trick he scored one more than Salomon Rondon. His third goal in that hat-trick was a 25 yard free-kick into the top corner. He's our top scorer and he also leads the assist charts. He's got 24 goals and 23 assists in the whole season and we have at least 9 games left.

A fantastic result with some fantastic performances. We really stepped it up from last month.The win over Benfica matches us up with Bayen Munich in the next round who scraped through against Shakthar Donetsk. We're playing Bayern 3 times in 8 days. Two in the CL and one in the league. An amazing performance against Gladbach earns us a final spot. We are playing Koln who are in the second division. All of our wins in the league mean we are 5 points ahead of Stuttgart who are really proving there worth. The way there heading they will finish in second comfortably.Bayern have just gone ahead of Leverkusen in the league and are still a little off of Stuttgart.

Nice results, another title win on the horizon?

2013-05-05 07:18#97707 Louis O. : Nice results, another title win on the horizon?

Hopefully but Stuttgart are good!

Great stuff mate! Your on the verge of at least a domestic double keep it up mate

good stuff so far! definitely looks like the title is on the way to Dortmund again

2013-05-05 07:44#97714 BeanyUnited : Great stuff mate! Your on the verge of at least a domestic double keep it up mate

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FC Bayern Vs Borussia Dortmund

black font= Martin Tyler
Red font=Gary Neville

Hello and welcome to Munich for the Champions League 2nd knockout round first leg.
We have a great game in store tonight with two fantastic sets of players.
The two sides played 3 days ago and there are some tired players tonight. Dortmund are struggling at centre back because of Santana's recent injury. This means that Mats Hummels has to start and he's not fully fit.Yeah, he's just returned from injury and I'm sure Bayern will target him.The bayern players are apparently raring to go and don't have that many fitness concerns. We come to the question of who will win with the bookies putting Bayern as the favourites. They should be able to win because of the home advantage and the better squad.I'm sure Lars Ricken is aware that they are the underdogs and could therfore change something. Sorry I have to interrupt you Martin but we're getting some team news.

Dortmund: M.ter Stegen, M.Schmelzer, R.Shawcross, M.Hummels(c), L.Piszczek, S.Bender, I.Gundogan, N.Sahin, M.Reus, S.Rondon, J.Schieber

Bayern: M.Neuer, D.Contento, H.Badstuber, J.Kirchoff, P.Lahm, J.Martinez, B.Schweinsteiger, Hernanes, A.Robben, F.Ribery, M.Mandzukic

28th minute:Robben tackles Reus but it falls to Gundogan just outside the area Gundogan lays it off to Schieber who shapes to shoot but instead pases it and it's IN. GOAL. Rondon. He got the ball just inside the area and smashed it into the top corner.Fantastic goal Martin, what a finish and Dortmund now have an away goal which could be Vital.

46th minute: Bender wins the ball off of Hernanes and plays it wide to Reus on the half way line.Watch the run of Gundogan and Reus has found him. Gundogan is through he's got the pace out comes Neuer but Gundogan steps round him and puts it into the empty net.2-0.Bayern have some work to do now.

55th minute: This is why Bayern are not getting anywhere because Neuer is just smashing it up the pitch.It's a good kick this time and Muller wins the header over Schmelzer. OHHH Gomez is through he must surely pull one back.HE'S MISSED. that's poor. That's very poor.

64th minute: Sahin chips the ball over the head of Dante. Rondon is there and we know that he's quick. Kirchoff goes to meet him. Rondon blasts past him and gets to the by line.Reus is unmarked in the middle, chance to make it 3. The ball flies over Neuer and onto REUS' HEAD. 3-0Unbelievable.

69th minute: Ribery with the corner but headed away by the captain Hummels.Great hader.Reus now skips past Lahm with ease and it's two on one Reus and Rondon Vs Contento. Reus still with the ball Contento comes towards him but Reus uses his pace. Reus with the chance and Reus with the finish.4-0That's good night. Brilliant pace by Reus and a splendid finish.

75th minute: The ball is hoofed up the pitch by Mats Hummels.Fantastic touch by Rondon and now he can run at Schweinsteiger and he gets past him. Rondon just inside the box fires the ball into the top corner from the angle.IT'S 5.I'm Speechless.
82nd minute: Rondon picks up the ball at the half way line.He's been fantastic tonight.A real inspiration and he can create something here. He plays it to Schieber who's clean through but slides it to Marco Reus for his hat-trick. Completely unselfish play from Julian Schieber and Dortmund are winning by 6 goals to nil.They can win the whole thing.

88th minute: The ball is launched up the pitch by Kirchoff.He's had a torrid time tonight. Muller wins the flick on and the ball will run onto ter Stegen but Gomez is challenging and he's won it off of ter Stegen and rolls it into the empty net.Just a mere consolation.

92nd minute: Ribery has the ball on the half way line and BENDER come in hard. He'll recieve his second yellow for that and off he goes.It was on Ribery after that sex scandal thing.It should be the other way around.

Final Score: Bayern Munich 1-6 Borussia Dortmund

I didn't see that coming. Unbelievable