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Manchester United Vs Chelsea Pre Match Press Conference
(As the press took there seats for the first of two very, very important press conferences, Jose Mourinho was running late as per usual but finally turned up to take his seat for the press conference)
Thanks for coming today Jose, we would like to to start by saying, we do not mind the lateness. How do you rate your chances for the upcoming match against Manchester United and you apparent ongoing feud with Brendan Rodgers?
Manchester United, errr have surprised me this season because, errr I expected them to be not as high as they are this season. They are just an average side doing very well, we need to watch them but I have the better team.
Do you not think your underestimating them a bit? There are players who have been in awesome form this season for them.
I disagree, to be honest. Naismith is not a good player, he is a lazy player who gets into the position for rebounds. There wingers are not top of the league class either, errr Sandro is a cheat and there defence is too young. They are not a team who will cause us problems.
How will you negate the effect of United attacking threat
What threat? I just told you they are no threat and we will comfortably win. I have heard Brendan say that we are old but you can not put a price on experience and we will win 3 or 4-0 and embarrass them just like Manchester City did. Now I have important things to do now so I am leaving.
(Jose then stood up and left)