Chris Kamara - Saviour of The Saints

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March: We are coming!

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Faris Haroun got 2 goals

Cardiff 0-1 Boro
Faris Haroun

Boro 3-1 Leeds
Josh McEachran, Ishmael Miller, Emmanuel Ledesma

Bristol 1-1 Boro
Faris Haroun

Boro 0-2 Bolton

Derby 0-1 Boro
Marcin Wasilewski

Boro 0-2 Crystal Palace

Manager's Notes:
A decent month, ruined by the loss to Palace, but even the draws were not necessarily bad results as it was a very tough month. The victory over Derby was good, but it did not increase our confidence as we lost our next game. It wasn't the best of months but we have pretty much wrapped up the title.

Unbelievable Player Of The Month:
Faris Haroun has been on top form once again with 2 goals. He has been unstoppable recently and finished off a fantastic team move to score against Cardiff, not to mention his volley against Bristol City.

Unbelievable Goal Of The Month:
Faris Haroun put us ahead with 10 minutes to go against Bristol City, he was unmarked and smacked it past the goalkeeper.

McEachran to miss the rest of the season

Middlesbrough midfielder Josh McEachran has confirmed he will miss the final 6 npower Championship games. The youngster, on loan from Chelsea, has fractured his ribs after a poor challenge from Rhys Williams in a five a side game. No action will be taken against the defender, but McEachran has revealed how disappointed he is to be missing the end of the season."It's something that happens in football, and really you have to accept it, but I wanted to lift the Championship trophy because Boro will win it, and seeing as I have been in the side the whole yar, I want to lift the trophy myself. Boro have finally secured a play-off spot, but with only 6 games left they should be able to wrap up the title.

Boro win npower Championship

Middlesbrough have officially won the npower Championship and will play in the Premier League next year. The teeside club apppointed Chris Kamara as their manager at the start of the season and he has led them to the title with 83 points, although there is still 3 games to play. Boro needed a win over relegation threatened Charlton, and whilst they could only muster a 1-1 draw, 2nd placed Brighton lost and Boro went 10 points ahead of them which has won them the title as Brighton can only gain 9 more. Kamara was delighted afterwards, but he was puzzled as to why his Polish defender Marcin Wasilewski had been sent off, claiming "It was very,very harsh on Marcin to send him off". One reporter asked what his plans for the future were, as the club are yet to offer him a new contract. He replied "You know as much as I do. Will the club give me a new contract? I don't know." Boro's star player Faris Haroun was faced with much easier and happier questions, as one reporter asked what his best goal of the season was and was asked by another if he thought he would win the league's player of the year award. Haroun answered " I certainly hope so, but it isn't a priority. We have won the league as a team, and we have gone up to the Premier League as a team". The fans invaded the pitch at the final whistle, celebrating the clubs return to the promised land.

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Chris Kamara: The Unbelievable Return

So, what has changed for Chris Kamara? A lot, thats what. His boyhood club Middlesbrough had been out of the top flight for many years now. And if that wasn't enough cause for concern, the TV show where Kamara had made a name for himself by consistently shouting 'UNBELIEVABLE!', Soccer Saturday, had to be pulled from the air after Sky went bankrupt, and he was left without a job. But then Boro's manager Tony Mowbray had an argument with the chairman Steve Gibson, who was a childhood friend of Kamara's. So as Gibson had a job spare and Kamara had no job, Boro appointed Kamara as their manager. And it proved to be an inspired choice. Not even beaten until January and top of the league for the whole season, Boro powered to the title, making some superb signings along the way in Andrew Shinnie, footballing legend Jari Litmanen and, joining this year, Carlos Fierro. Boro look set to take the Premier League by storm and, as the world's most successful black manager, it seems there is more to Kamara than fighting like beavers and hearts as big as plates.

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